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The explanation: "Nicked the ball five times in midfield via interceptions". That bald nugget isn't well, like.

Not disagreeing with what he has to say, it's just brilliant when he becomes animated.

Souness sticking up for him, anarl. Along the lines of he did a good job there and at Newcastle you're only ever one game from the roof caving in. Also mentioned "the demands of the supporters". f*** off, man. You were both f***ing football dinosaurs who served up an utterly turgid playing style.

Probably Giggs, but here's one for all the Garth-lovers out there. https://www.facebook.com/BBCMOTD/videos/10153678562525982/?pnref=story

Sky doing a feature with Pardle about his memorable encounters against Spurs. Mentioning Sammy's goal after seven seconds last season but rather conveniently forgetting him shoving the linesman in 2012.

Neesy, mate, have you been on the pop? Just saw you tweeted Pardew in, ffs.

He cant even get the most basic thing right and that's starting the best 11 players. Guaranteed any changes next week will involve bringing Obertan back in, ffs.

Two-zip Spammers.

Normal? ffs. Akin to when Pardle trotted something out along the lines of the club being its own worst enemy.

Love all this toss about us being better in the second half. It was still an absolute crock of shite.

The sooner this knacka goes the way of David Busst, the better.

I've heard all the top European clubs employ just one man as their 'scouting network', like.

It's the same thing every time. Knock it out wide, trundle down the line, find ourselves blocked in, lose it then have to chase and win it back.

Needs to give his head a rattle for letting Cisse have 45 minutes on the pitch after Monday night.

Is there some law that dictates when one of our players has the ball, all others aren't allowed to move?

Nine men.

EVERYBODY FUME!

Just flicked Soccer AM on for the first time in about three years. Have they finally binned all that s**** where they dressed up and ran about? It seems semi-watchable so far. EDIT: They've got two football freestylers on who keep saying 'tekkers' and 'banter'

France are in the Stade de France on June 10, Marseille on June 15 and Lille on June 19. That's all we know. There's a fair few of us on here already with tickets for some places.

Owt in Marseille would be great. Looking at rail routes, Lyon seems fairly accessible on the TGV as well.

If you find out more, I'd definitely be interested in anything that's in the south a few days either side of June 22, as that's when our game in Nice is.

Something beautiful about a player called Thomas Foket committing a foul in the box and getting sent off.

Imagine not beating a team from Zagreb in the CL, man.