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Stephen Miller probably had the casting vote, man. The bloke knows nowt. He was backing Pardew 'til the end anarl.

Wew!

1-0 Chelsea. Willian free kick into the box goes all the way in.

:lol: :lol: Hazard.

James Horncastle has such a punchable face.

It's quality, this goals show.

Just realised I'm watching this on a Saffer channel. Added bonus listening to their daft accents.

Gol PSV.

Chris Smalling steaming forward now.

Absolute scenes if that happens to Jack Colback on Saturday.

He's making out we've been brilliant in those first four games and he's wrong.

"We didn't do what we've been doing for the past four games" Well, we did, Steve. We didn't score.

He can go fuck himself, to be honest. He clearly couldn't give a shit.

No changes. My word.

Criticising Anita tonight, man. He's clearly been given a job to do, let him get on with it. His midfield partner on the other hand has done absolutely nothing other than get booked for an incredibly silly foul.

Same old. No cutting edge. Every time we go galloping forward they've got two bodies ready to sniff us out. Get that knacka Colback off, along with Cisse who was done absolutely fuck all and bring on de Jong and Perez. Drop Wijnaldum further back.

Finally arrived. Had to walk the last part, apparently.

Less than an hour until kick off and the squad still aren't at Upton Park. Wonder if they'll knock kick off back?

Poor lamb.

Yep. Not sure why they're making it out to be a nigh-on unbeatable record, though. If someone like Kane steps up and starts banging in two or three when we play the likes of Lithuania, San Marino etc as well as getting a few in tournaments, it'll be passed easily.

Disappointing lack of status' on Facebook saying that soldiers are more deserving of the England goalscoring record than Wayne Rooney.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha Delph.

That top'll come in handy if they ever want to start a cycling team, anarl.

Big bad Tamas Kadar is starting at centre half for Hungary.

James Forrest looks about 10 years old, but is apparently 24, which is odd for a Scotsman. He's obviously got the opposite of what Steven Fletcher has.