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Eh. So are we playing Wijnaldum up front?!

Coloccini's attempt at challenging, man. Absolutely pathetic.

Is it Matt Holland co-commentating on Setanta? "Steven Taylor is a threat from set pieces"

Fuck off man Janmaat. Absolute clown.

As soon as that sat for Sissoko you knew it was going into row Z. Hopeless.

Get in big Chancel lad.

I see Jack has been working on his set pieces...

There's actually no-one in the centre of midfield.

oh well. Never mind.

Admittedly the pitch looks cracking, but dem seats... http://s9.postimg.org/n4xsze1wf/Screen_Shot_2015_08_15_at_13_32_06.png

Absolute glamour tie, that.

This is crap how they've already drawn the unseeded teams.

We can't tonight. With our recent record with them I'd rather not risk it really. How come? Seeeeeeeeeds.

Carlisle away please, purely because I live here now.

Two lifting pens.

The vine of that fat Villa fan making wanker gestures. Seems like there's constantly someone RTing it.

FA should just give Ancelotti whatever the fuck he wants, tbh. If we have to go English, get Monk.

Pardew in charge of England would be a f***ing riot, man. 1-0 up against Estonia when he takes Wilshere off and shoves someone utter toss that he's called up in instead because we "need to get a tackle in". Hopefully it happens, he gets crucified for it and has to gan live in the Outer Hebrides for the rest of his sad, meaningless life.

198. Obviously forgot Geremi. Useless cunt.

Sky Sports Football ‏@SkyFootball 2h2 hours ago APOLOGY: We'd like to apologise for our main camera angle at Portsmouth. Due to Health & Safety reasons we couldn't use the usual gantry. For those wondering.

http://s1.postimg.org/bczr7lxdb/Screen_Shot_2015_08_12_at_10_46_56.png ffs

Accrington v Hull pens on SSN. Dean Windass' kid looks as big a cunt as his dad (actually playing for Accrington not Hull).

Who is NDJ?

Who did you speak to? Don't tell me it was Steven pissing Taylor?

Peter Sutcliffe had aa more subtle first touch. He has to be he worst player in the squad. Come off it, man.