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:lol: Love a friendly sending off.

Woodman has become Woodward.

Finish, son.

That's Woodman in nets, not Darlow, pal.

Getting a proper lecture on the history of brewing in Sacramento, here.

So this bloke they're using as a pundit is just a uni lecturer, who happens to be English?

Need to tour Switzerland next year. Get him in a euthanasia clinic.

Krul saves and keeps this a scoreless ball game.

When did we sell Demba Ba for between £40m and £50m?

Ball and a half from ol' deadlung. Janmaat should've had a pop.

Sissoko playing "outside right", apparently. Areet son, put down your 1950s guide to association football.

:lol: Haidara centre half and Williamson right back according to that.

"Newcastle, who are of course located in Newcastle..." I can't take these two jokers seriously.

Eh, when's kick off?

Ryder jumping the gun.

Got the Eurostar over from Bruxelles-Midi. Kid just loves locomotives.

mein gott.

One of the many illegal sites has it listed, although when you click it, it looks like it'll just take you to YouTube. Presumably similar to the other night.

Heard some Belgian journalist on TalkSport (think he was that one from HLN who is based in London) say getting a work permit for this lad might be difficult.

All I know is that the driver will rock up at the airport and ask some poor lass at a check-in desk if this is the event he's looking for.

Fuck that. Airport parking is a rip. Get the Metro (if it bothers to turn up).

Hey, man. Not seen their front page tomorrow? The myths of the Loch Ness monster - FINALLY EXPLAINED. Almost as good as the Sun's "super hot dorito nearly killed me".

harsh.

Thought the same. Slo-mos all over the place now.

£30k-ish.