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Of course with him coming from Cramlington, we're destined to a life of Marriner, Jones, et al.

or not!

Eurgh. Wrong angle. There'll have been a brilliant face as he bombed forward there.

DRAMA.

Are they fucking mental? You can see the bump.

Keeper's deed.

Just me or does Kaka look a little bit podgy?

Imagine the word 'paedophile' spoken in a mackem accent, man.

Still can't believe we actually emerged as winners in a PR 'battle'.

Anyone managed to work out how the fuck Coloccini fell over in the first half, by the way? Utterly bizarre.

He's from Wythenshawe, 7.7 miles from Old Trafford, according to Google. Absolutely crackers.

Cisse will get done, Evans won't. It's just the way it works.

Meh. We didn't really look like we wanted to win it in fairness. Spent most of the game just running after them.

Bet it was Andy Woodman. Did it using ClipArt then proper strutted into Florida Print in the Metrocentre with a massive grin on his fat face, being the Archbishop of Banterbury and all.

Robson did it. Robson is "looking down" on Carver and his spirit presumably told him it was a good idea or more bollocks to that effect.

This is essentially a 'free game' as it's not one we're expected to win. Hopefully we just let our hair down.

all this has just reminded me of the utterly brilliant 'rollernonce' comment way back when.

absolutely staggering.

Put the Liverpool game on late. How cheap is this setup? No better than what you get on a dodgy stream.

Which funny cunt put Moreno's shirt on a hot wash?

absolutely liftin'

Imagine the scenes in pubs and homes across Liverpool, man. Pure scouse rage.

Erm, anyone else's ITV4 gone off?

Not enough sponsors on there for my liking.

Arsenal.