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"As much as you want to win, you don't want to do something that risks losing it." Pile everyone up for a 92nd minute corner, man.

:lol: :lol: QPR.

Greatest club in world football, laaa.

Skirgey ‏@Skirgey 1m1 minute ago where the hell are @R_Aarons16 & @LuukdeJong9 going to be back inaction ? so frustrating this #nufc :lol: About the fifth or sixth time he's tweeted about Luuk De Jong this season.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-s-five-loanees-guaranteed-their-places-at-rangers-1-7090387

Just got to get him on one of Tony Fernandes's planes.

Knee operation = facial reconstruction surgery.

Zaha just told David Craig Pardle tried to sign him for us, not that it really matters.

Keith Downie has just described us keeping Sissoko as a 'coup' ffs.

Kaveh Solhekol, why do you speak like you're conversing with someone with learning difficulties?

Honestly why on earth do those at the Chronicle think that any sane Newcastle United fan gives a flying fuck about what Don Hutchison thinks?

Glad she's chirped up, tbf.

dem cliches.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What an absolute fucking mug Alan Pardew is.

Gaziantep Büyükşehir Belediyespor: 2 - Elazığspor: 2 on youtube. 50 seconds in. The greatest goal of all time.

That rowdy lot in the Holmesdale End will be going even more crackers when he scuffs a weak 25-yard effort about three feet wide. It's the stuff of dreams.

Pardew really fucking loves Shola. It's quite absurd, really. :lol: The fact they think they're getting a decent player, too. 'Grafter' ffs. :lol: :lol:

At least if it's a drab 0-0 it'll mean Robbie Savage and Darren Fletcher will have had a rotten day out. Insufferable pair of cunts.

It wasn't just any fan he squared up to, tbh.

Twitter folks seeming to think we've offered him £6k a week, ffs.

Fucking laughable that we've peddled this lad yet are still happy to persist with Mike Williamson who continues to become even more tragic as games go by.

Poyet was quoted in the Mirror today saying their fans need to stop 'living in the past' and wishing that Quinn and Phillips were still around. Is he beginning to lose it again?

Would love to say I hope this inept cretin falls under the next Metro, but it'd probably be more appropriate to say I hope he gets hit by the replacement bus service. Four fucking weeks, man. Useless.

Fucking buzzing. Proper love the Championship, me. It'll be good to be back.

Definitely seem to recall we were after Zenden before we signed Robert.