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Nick Barnes, their BBC Newcastle commentator, explained on Total Sport earlier that apparently Advocaat gets on with Frank Arnesen, who in turn still talks to Lee Congerton, their DoF, so that's where the link seems to have stemmed from FWIW.

Should all be made to play with that all-surface dimpled Mitre ball nowadays, tbh.

Henderson's accent is beyond awful.

jammy cunt.

Should've scored.

This looks so rubbish being played in a baseball stadium. Why are the goals like those you'd find down the leisure centre?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good job we've got plenty of centre halves.

Had £7.50 on Lukaku anytime. Buzzzzzzinnnn'.

Good old Yoan. Shit as ever.

the plan before has just been "hoof it". That isn't even happening now.

I thoroughly believe there isn't actually a plan in place here. I've no idea what we're supposed to be doing.

Still haven't managed to make it onto my second hand in counting how many times Gouffran's touched the ball yet.

What a soft goal, ffs. Where was the ginger fucknugget tracking McCarthy's run?

What a fucking rubbish XI.

Cracking polo shirt, that.

apparently said in his presser that the pressure is on Everton, with none on us and that we "have to go there and express ourselves." 5-0 home win, then.

Souness isn't a happy chap.

Yohan going at Diego Costa. :lol:

Hahaha fuck off, man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Bye Zlatan.

Club put it on their Facebook account, asking for memories. I had a comment deleted because I said it was rubbish and that I much prefer sitting in midtable, watching Mike Williamson hoof it 50 yards. Also said the club should ask Carver what his memories were, not that anyone cares. Cunts.

This game's been fucking class.

The utter state of Schmeichel, man.

JUST DO THE DRAW MAN I DON'T WANT TO WATCH DERMOT O'LEARY PRANCE ABOUT FFS.