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Get in. Fire up the Gigi D'Agostino.

Looks like Bamford's fucked.

Cooper and Phillips only on the bench for Leeds. Raphinha's out. Hopefully it's an easy Wolves win.

I know our record there is dreadful, but given how dire they are and that we may have key players back, I'm treating it as a banker and essentially looking at us being on 34 points. Win it, and pick up another one - or three draws - elsewhere and we'll be good. Like Southampton away, I see no reason why we shouldn't be looking to beat - and be capable of beating - Wolves, Leicester or Palace at home.

Who for? Captain Fuck!-I've-got-the-ball?

I've given up trying to work out if he's fully fit tbh. The strapping increases by the month, he winces and hobbles after every tackle, he plays 90 minutes when you don't expect him to and misses out when it appears he's had a full week of training

Some brilliant revisionism of Dwight Gayle in here like.

Dan Burntout? It's somewhat telling the two mistakes have been at the death. It's not like he's making them after 20 minutes.

We've played four games in a window that's five days smaller than the one until our next game. Hopefully those who aren't fully fit are able to recover and we're good to see the season out.

Everton were down to 10 and sitting deep. For all his speed, he's not going to go past three or four players in front of him without someone getting a foot in. I said it after Chelsea, but he's not really suited to be an impact sub. If he's coming on 10 minutes into the second half, it's not as bad but if you're looking to win or get back into a game around the 75-minute mark, the opposition are going to be set up very differently than they were at kick off.

Appalling. We’ve been rotten all half.

Feel like this is just going to fade out with more niggly challenges and no quality

How quickly did he attach himself? Didn’t Begovic not fancy having a word? Cable ties are canny fiddly

Have our owners just take his head off at the neck. Job done.

The fuck? fathers for justice are out?

She looks like a proper Karen.

It's not that, it's whether he'll try and beat half the Everton team himself and ignore the two players in space, only to end up losing the ball. As has been said, with good coaching, it's hopefully something that can be improved upon. He needs to be told that if he's going at Godfrey, get it in the box as Wood/Willock/Joelinton could have the beating of Keane and Holgate.

My word Almiron is dreadful. Get up, you drip.

How bad’s DCL’s injury? Richarlison clearly can’t be arsed with the press and it’s lovely to see. Just mindful it could change if he’s hooked.

Think I’d stop watching football if Schär scored that. The game would be complete.

Crowd are beginning to fade already.

They've not played the siren as usual! Also props to the bloke who must've been in his mid-40s in the home end with a spacer in his ear, the massive goth.

Playing Grand Old Team now. The big scary siren comes on after this, before Z-Cars.

"Hahaha it's Cawvid. Matt Le Tissyay will be on Twitter writing daft conspiracy theories. But no, seriously, they're not well and we're going to have to work around that."

It's not must win? Areet Frank, just roll over for us. There's a good lad.