They've got a guy, I think his name is Vida, he looks like a melted Hulk Hogan and I've bloody got him 4 times.
I only need Modric to complete Croatia, and have done for ages, but nee cunt's got him in swap.
I'd like to be played by one of those two blokes from that utterly crap Bollywood film that appeared in the jocularity thread.
Preferably the one who simply responds to a threat with "bloody".