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Should’ve really finished about 8-2 with Brighton’s dominance in the second half.

Jenas's red card against Arsenal. Steve Bennett - or the "Orpington Oaf" as .com used to call him - sent him off and it was downgraded to a yellow afterwards.

Course not, they're protected from criticism. Any justification/explanation will come through PGMOL/the PL or someone else.

Definitely. Hopefully the coaching staff are aware of it and are actively encouraging him to throw.

Someone come and collect their da.

In those sports there's a conclusive outcome that's not open to interpretation. In tennis, it's whether the ball's in or out. In cricket it's where it's pitching and whether there's been a nick. The technology's there to definitively identify those outcomes (admittedly it can be hard to determine if fingers are under the ball making a catch). With football, as is said above, it's just getting a second, overriding opinion.

Unfortunately though, late on we put one towards Dan Burn who - as per - mistimed his jump

Yep. It's even become a theme in commentary. "He's gone to look at it, we all know what that means!!1111!! hur hur hur"

Dowie was all over the place like. I think he initially went to say it was a foul, also half-referred to Palace as West Ham at one point and called Anderson "young Henderson". I hope he's areet.

Lee Mason - worst ref Luke Edwards and Lee Ryder - worst journalists Iain Duncan Smith - worst MP I'm noticing a theme here.

Just leaving my weekly "fuck off" post here.

Depends how much weetabix he's got in his cupboard. Daft answer to a daft question.

Says an awful lot when the commentators - who generally seem to side with officials - couldn't offer an explanation.

Gan outside and enjoy yasel.

Completely showed Murphy up in the battle of the two subs.

How the fuck is that a foul?

Seems like the Highbury screamer supports us now.

Co-comms? It's Iain Dowie man.

Unlucky

Maupay continuing where he left off at Brighton.

Fletch, Macca and Jenas. For we are blessed.

Heard he's already making cracking brews. We've needed a tea lady since Kath died. Play him there.

Given up me ticket today due to on-call work commitments. Pua devz to be missing Isak's home debut.