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Delia sat there gasping for all the lights to fail so she can sleep off those four bottles of merlot.

Carragher’s right like, how the fuck isn’t the light good enough?

Still think he’s going to volley that and it catches his heel, like.

Jammy fuck

Summat about this commentator’s voice/delivery style I just can’t get on board with. Feels like it’s dubbed over as part of a highlights package.

Superb timing for an announcement.

All about those “Ministry of Sound: Best of Tropical House” compilations.

I saw a tweet from Philippe Auclair that when translated was basically like “yet the PL led us to believe there’s no link between the government and PIF!” Of course there is. We know there is. It’s not new information. Stop trying to look clever. Bird’s also gasping for Howe to take a stand against it. He’s being paid by them, it’s not going to fucking happen lad.

There seems to be an element of shock/surprise from journalists regarding our trip to KSA and I’m not sure if it’s put on, or just stupidity on their part. It’s clearly a sportswashing exercise and I’m not going to attempt to defend it but to me, it was blindingly obvious it was going to happen as soon as we were taken over. Tell me I’m wrong?

That Lee Judges seems unhinged anarl. Every vain in his face looks like it could burst.

£500k up front, £4m paid once we’ve won the CL and a further £10m once the club has been relocated to Uruguay and won the Copa Sudamericana.

Creased at Leicester. Completely chucked that away. Pathetic.

There’s two flights - Aeroflot and Nordwind - currently en-route to St Petersburg from Dubai…

My mate’s just sent me a flight radar screenshot of the same plane suggesting the same thing

Lingard “has a good friendship” with Trippier according to Programme Pete.

Get it done ASAP. Absolute no brainer if we’re to dig ourselves out.

Can’t ever remember HBA attempting a couple of unnecessary stepovers, choosing not to make a simple four-yard pass and instead giving the ball away to an opposing centre mid before sitting on the turf huffing like a toddler tbh.

Did we establish if this guy is credible? Surely we have to get in there for that price if so?

Neva 4get

Mike Williamson’s Heed have gone top of the National League North tonight.

In the extremely unlikely event we were to re-sign Ben Arfa I’d be straight on one of those jazzy stockmarket apps bulk-buying shares in Chicken Cottage like. Printing money.

Heard he’s fizzing at the thought of the superb protection he’ll be given by the Shelvey-Longstaff Experience.

Kaveh now reporting that Carlos’s request to leave Sevilla has racist undertones and he’s offended by it.

Shame he couldn’t be a little more vague.

Aye it was Cardiff away. He tore them apart that day.