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What a shit pen from Bailly.

So we’ve got David Ornstein, Chris Waugh and now Adam Crafton - all from the Athletic - trying to decipher what the fuck’s gan on and all saying different things. This is a bit silly.

Those in West Denton Morries make the folk who frequent the Byker store look like a bunch of cultured, educated and enlightened cosmopolitan elite, like.

POTY

My position to have Denton Burn renamed Daniel Burn is too far forward to be reined in.

Ignore my precious post. This makes far more sense.

Is this just some sort of attempt Lyon make to try and manage any fan frustration?

Why’s everything just a massive whitey?

I don’t believe this, unless it’s the “marquee” stupidity. Proof a blue tick on twitter doesn’t mean you know summat

Worked in Blyth Asda according to the lad who flogs old shirts on Twitter.

I’d take Ornstein’s word over Graeme Bailey’s, like.

Howe’s still got the plain-as-fuck British names fetish he had at Bawnmuf, then.

Walkin down the street when Bruno G says to me, givvaz aal ya money and ya XTC

Get the fuck in! Don’t fuck it up

That’s absolutely ridiculous. As much as we need improvements, they’re taking the piss.

If Man Utd are being dicks, then there’s little else we can do. It’s telling that they’ve rejected offers from elsewhere too. Not sure this one can be blamed on us.

Mad this is how bad things have got.

Just done a Dennis Wise scouting report on him and he loves a through ball. Wilson and ASM could thrive in that regard (don't trust any of the other daft cunts in our squad to have the nous to make such runs). Also seems incredibly strong and able to retain possession. Has a ridiculously daft penalty run up, though. I can already hear the East Stand going apoplectic saying you'd never see Irving Nattrass or Tommy Gibb attempt such a thing.

He’ll be chuffed to learn that Jeremy Ngakia is a big Worammer fan. Often plays as an orc, I believe.

SSN‘s reporting of this has been shambolic. The story never appears to be the same for more than a few hours.

Expected better of you than to reference him! He’s not a journalist!

What a waste of time for everyone involved.

A special walk that can only be done by number 10 advisors in the middle of a national lockdown.

Pozzo: “Find me someone in his late 50s who managed a promotion from the Segunda 10 years ago, 18 months battling relegation from Serie A and ten forgettable months coaching a smaller nation in sub-Saharan Africa”