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A doubt for the Fulham game at the weekend according to Pardspew in his pre-match presser.

2pm today on sale.

This.

LOL Caughtoffside. As you say, zero substance in that article whatsoever.

Got similar off a mackem at work (haha) how Cisse was shite as the Bundesliga is shite/poor standard.

Lose 2-1.

Aye it's a little boring at how many there are. SPL anyone?

Hi Derek. Hi Mike.

Quite looking forward to El Classico in the Copa Del Rey tonight. I know it will all be about players falling over trying to get members of the other team sent off, but hopefully we'll see some decent football too. Ronaldo to go missing in a big game again? Does it every time...

Wouldn't say it's a big problem, more a the usual tits making an arse of themselves. Only ever noticed it once in the whole time I've been at SJP, and that was a few charva day trippers in L7. Noticed it twice on away trips, Blackburn this season and Aston Villa in the season before relegation. I'd hardly call it a massive issue.

Classiest Club!

Couldn't resist nicking that n hoying it up on twitter...sorry mate.

Can we keep Harry Candleface and Dogliesh out of this thread. I see those bastards often enough for my eyes to take once a week on MOTD.

I hope he dies.

"Sunderland, it's not as bad as it used to be, but it's still shite." Report done.

Quiet you cunt.

Linked with.... Heskey this morning in the metro. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Krul made 3 saves. Bit shaky first 15 minutes.

This.

They'll steal it back when we're on European duty. How'd anyone miss this?

Inevitable fuck up here after today's games.

I'm sure I recall Twente fans not caring about Tiote leaving. Amazing how shit people get when it's looking like they're going to leave, isn't it? Whilst Alan Smith has always been gash in our case. Well apart from half a season in the championship.

Chap we know who actually works for itv said he had no idea who he was and asked him to prove it. He didn't. Bloke was outed as a fake last window.E Bloke was outed as a fake last window. Works or worked for itv in the north east, a modern day Roger Thames if you like. Used to play football with him, his nickname was Wan.