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Thats fair enough, but like Mr Venkman says...its one hell of a creative excuse. But aye, I cant wait til the end of September so that we can not worry about this bollocks anymore. And HTT...I hope you are right. I really do.

Well, given once again that I know both 'suspects' in this tale, I have to say what he is relaying isnt BS. However, for someone to come out with 'im the NUFC doctor, and have to conduct a medical so I have to reduce my booking by one' is clearly (if lying) insane. Why not just say that I cant make it, please reduce the seating to two...

Quite plausible given that I know Mr Venkman in person...lets wait and see. Could be one of the two triallist lads, but we can always hope its something more.

Just stoop down to my level again then. I got Keegan and 7 on my shirt BEFORE Keegan came back, in fact over 6 months before anyone outside of the hallowed rooms of the board at SJP had contemplated Keegan coming back. Our manager then was Allardyce. In this lads defence, surely he knows your winding him up now?

This whole thread is doing my tits in...some people need to stop milling over the fact that we have not announced it officially, i.e. massive super dooper hyper press conference, ala Chelski. Owner of Newcastle United has his name on his back and airs it on live TV. Sky Sports have him in our squad Deportivo Announced he had been sold to Newcastle United FC Club shop has his shirt availible in a list where you can select ONLY our players. If that isnt a fucking announcement then I dont know what is. Can we close this fucking thread now and get talking about something else other than conjecture, scaremongering and utter bollocks? Athankyou.

http://www.newcastlebanter.co.uk/ :rolleyes: :rolleyes: In a word. s****. Discuss.

NE5 posted regarding this yet? Quite interested to hear his thoughts.

HTT... Thank you. After a rather stale and boring week trying to keep my head up and not be surrounded by the usual negativity, here you come to offer a very worthwhile, well written and valued opinion. It's a shame that you are one of few and that you're probably only going to be back on the boards for a short amount of time if what I remmember is correct. Don't bugger off too soon!

Makes me wonder if Mr Ashley has hit a very big nerve with the media. Personally, I'm glad I have the brains to see through it. Unfortunately, many of our fans do not. I also wonder if any of the media have actually read the Mike Ashley interview. Judging by some of the 'speculation' in the papers, they have either: A. Read it, tried to turn it around and made up some absolute garbage. B. Read it and chose to ignore all of it. C. Not even spent any time researching anything and churned out the usual piffle. And yes, I just used the word piffle. Fuck them all.

Snooze....

Thought it kicked off at 10:30...

Joy...expect a mixture of reviews from several of our mongtastic fans: "Where gannaaa win the leeague man!" "Where ganaa get relagaated and ashleeys nee good" "We need some mint playaas, hows aboot that Henry, he's alreet like!" "Five Nowt to the Toon on Sundaah!" etc etc

this is exactly why i boycotted The Sun. Havent bought it for two weeks. I feel so clean. Do you not miss the glorious filth on pg3 tho?

Spot on mate, we really arnt. The way I look at it...last season we very much underachieved. This season we have a better squad overall, a full pre-season, kevin keegan at the helm and 3/4 decent signings so far. Far too much fucking doom and gloom in my book.

by the way during this melee of conjecture and constant slagging I'm unable to determine if this has been reported. .com suggesting that we have placed a bid.

You didnt really expect anything to happen did you?

As others have said... The only thing to add from my perspective (which I dont think you covered) is that he has stated there is money for the players that are right for NUFC, and players that Keegan believes are right. The funds are not unlimited otherwise he'd go out and buy Ronaldo tomorrow, but he infers that there is a substantial amount to bring the right players to this club. This inspires me with confidence considering the money flinging antics we have done in the past, that we will make not only the right buys, but those who actually want to play here for Newcastle United. This should not be translated as cost cutting, merely getting commited and worthwhile buys.

Most negative article is about us in that whole piece...even after the polar opposite has been stated by our owner. First rate cockface. Still bitter and twisted with us since he got binned for being shit. BBC have continue to realise how utterly shite he is at punditry and demoted him from MOTD to a co-commentator role. I hope they finally realise that he is not even that good and get rid of the squeeky voiced closet hom! Cunt.

Fun and games eh...never a dull moment!

every thread. every single f***ing thread has to be done if people are clamming for it

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Anyone want to Roll out the whole...Berba loves the toon picture and shpiel?

I'd probably do some work...

I expect something to happen today.... Afterall, I'm heading to work and something tends to happen when I go there.