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Ashley doesn't really do doing something. He's more of a sit back while it all collapses and then somehow you manage to scrape by at the very last second type.

If McClaren went, what then? Simpson or Cathro? Would players get behind any of them? Would they get behind anybody? Knowing Ashley, he'll wait far too long to do anything, then won't do enough. Everything is fucked.

Could you expand on that?

Need to get him on an Alpine coaster back to Deutschland.

Went with fire him if I could and forcibly shave the ginger island of middle aged sadness.

I maintain that anybody who would willingly step into the manager—sorry, head coach—position at this point is too fundamentally fucked up to deserve the job.

...why? Why have I continued? My lot in life is to support shit teams. It's what I'm good at.

I've only been supporting the club since the 2006-07 season. In that time: Roeder [Pearson] Allardyce [Pearson] Keegan [Hughton] Kinnear[!] Shearer [Hughton] Hughton Pardew [Carver] Carver[!] McClaren Pathetic.

Most people on here weren't happy or excited with McClaren. Many said they'd give him a chance. Not that it matters even one fucking iota.

This will really change people's minds like. Don't give it a s*** if it does or not just shows how many sheep we have following the club or as I said clueless. You're so smart and handsome. Sorry not that way inclined, but go to the Central area of town tonight as I'm sure there will be loads available to service you. Seriously do you need to be so needlessly antagonistic? Just replying back to a person trying to be funny - had nothing to do with you anyway. Ohh, such a butchie.

This will really change people's minds like. Don't give it a shit if it does or not just shows how many sheep we have following the club or as I said clueless. You're so smart and handsome.

So many people associated with the team who I want to stab.

Counter opposite?

There needs to be a shitty owner exchange program. I nominate Mike Ashley for Dan Snyder of the Washington Redskins. See if they can accidently fuck up into success in a different sport.

She's got the stamina, I'll give you that.

Give it a month or two. Nah, you can just see the guy has sense in his head, and desire. Even if he doesn't get something right it's hard to be mad at him. He is actually putting it all out there. I see a McClarening in his future.

Yes. Drink and think of someplace nice.

Give it a month or two.

This is strychnine worthy.

GG

GO on here today?

"now the phone's Falcao'd"

I'm worried that we're putting too much stress on the relegationometer, using it so much every season. I'd like to think we'd eventually have a season where we do well enough to give it a break, but we should probably just pass the hat to raise funds for a new one in case it goes tits up.