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I can't see how anyone who takes this job could reasonably expect anything other than failure as long as Ashley is here.

It's just the same shit all over again. It this point it's lunacy to expect Ashley to change. We're not going to get a hungry young manager with a penchant for attractive football. Even if we did, for the sake of argument, every transfer window would be the same low ball offers, stringing things out to the last minute, and the window closing with needs left unmet. There is no use listening to any words that come out of Ashley's mouth or his puppets' mouths. It's all proven to be so much watery stool.

If Wham get Unai Emery, I swear to God . . .

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Chuck Blazer and his cats.

Age Now: 50 years Years remaining: 29.85 years Life Expectancy: 79.85 years http://www.riskprediction.org.uk/index_lifeexp.php

What rocket surgeon thought last time went so well that we needed to do this again?

I can only imagine that it feels like being in Bizarro World when dealing with NUFC. A little "Me am no sign striker" and you'll go far.

Holy shit just saw Blatter's gone! Now time to take out the Japanese!

Ah, another summer of reporters knowing nothing and speculating wildly while the club actually does nothing.

There is some hope then. But you know with this club, any hope is quickly stamped on. I thought Carver was on holiday and as we know in the football world, despite being in an era of abundant forms of communication, it's impossible to speak to anyone while they are on holiday. Hotel concierge is trying to track down a fax machine.

Iverson's gonna be pissed sitting on the bench.

He's impossible to fire. He can't very well be instructed to fire himself. Gonna have Carver at the meeting like http://i.imgur.com/PGOprfb.jpg He'd be soooo confused. End up threatening himself to take it outside.

He's impossible to fire. He can't very well be instructed to fire himself.

It's just such a typical Ashley appointment. There's no point in expecting anything other than continued futility.

Anybody who thinks they're going to succeed under Ashley's regime at this point has to be at least half insane. Makes me really skeptical about anybody who would take the job.

I resent that stuff like this makes me forget myself and contemplate the possibility of hope for a moment. We all know how this ends. Fuck you, Ashley.

Fuck it, man. Pull the goalie.

Because going after one of them would be rational.

Charnley is supposed to have been with the club for years, right? Even before Ashley, as I recall. That's a problem in and of itself. It certainly didn't afford him the chance to learn how to do things the right way. I have no clue how intelligent he is, but he's totally underwater. If Ashley truly had the intent to delegate the club to someone competent, he'd be looking for somebody coming up in a decently run club. Unfortunately, all indications are that he just doesn't give a fuck. Just sticks with the toadies.

They're so passive-aggressive. The whole organization needs therapy.

Odious cunts. The whole organization is poisonous.

Best day of his life.

Did their dad rescue Ashley from a burning house?

Impressed me in his first game, against Manure, and his last. The middle had lots of ups and downs, probably more down than up. But he was the last player left that I had any affinity for. The rest are just thoroughly meh to bleurgh.