B-more Mag

Bordeaux bought him for like €2.2m in January '13. No way he's going for €15m.

I wouldn't fuck with Diabetes.

Involves amount exceeding £8. Auto-dismiss.

Darlow looks like the son of Fistpumps. Cpl. Fistpumps, if you will.

How long have you followed Newcastle? We've had horrendously bad transfer windows every year for at least the last 10 years. What about the glorious summer when we signed Le Sib?! Don't forget the returns of Olivier Bernard and Pavel Srníček!

I heard he makes shoes.

I haven't gotten one yet. It probably just takes him a long time to write them out one-by-one.

Strange that he refers to himself in the third person.

It's in the '94th Amendment, I believe.

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I figure Ashley had two things in mind when he bought us: (1) we'd be a bauble that he could play around with for so long as it interested him; and (2) a football club would be a useful adjunct to his bargain sporting goods business. He obviously never had any real personal affinity for the club. After he fucked over Keegan and realized this wasn't going to be all fun anymore, he gave up the "fun toy" aspect, leaving us only as a adjunct to his sports shit 4 cheap business. People that run sports organizations well generally have some real passion for the sport or club, realize that it's a business unlike any other--which inherently depends on fan satisfaction and willingness to spend to ultimately realize a return--or, hopefully both. Ashley has none of this: he doesn't understand the business, doesn't really care about the sport or the club, and is happy for it to do its job advertising his bargain basement brands. tl;dr We're fucked.

Jesus. From Rory Delap to getting serious with Shaqiri. And we're still treading water.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a club so oblivious to the fact that its fans are its lifeblood. Can you imagine being in their media department, having to keep coming up with total crap content while saying nothing about anything anybody's actually interested in?

A straight up degaussing.

Then we'd have to ask who monitors the monitormen.

tWatts that? I cunt hear you.

So, Atlanta United FC, then. SOUNDS SO SOCCER-Y!

Zuniga's kick was like in slo-mo.

Good Lord, man

Jesus.

Murial. Horrible.

I'm calling at least one yellow card during penalties.

I wonder what kind of technology we're using for all this monitoring? I'm thinking Charnley with a spyglass, while other clubs are using drones.

Unfortunately, Trabzonspor are taking no for an answer.