B-more Mag

Simon Bird, you're a cunt. Refuse to believe.

Red, white, and nope.

Except the pies will all turn out to actually be eggs, all of which are in one basket.

The only real variable I see here is how long we're actually able to string it out before Chelsea come in with £15m or more and consider it a bargain.

I always wonder how long we'll be able to dodge the Tomi Ameobi bullet.

Quidditch thread is in GC, not football.

Cups . . . top 8 . . . attacking football. A decent season, ehh, it could be.

Given that Ashley ultimately controls the club and hasn't had anything looking like a real functioning board during his tenure, I can't imagine that this will have a whole hell of a lot of real world impact.

Got a little Yoda there. "One of the top clubs in Europe , mmmm, it could be."

Caulkin

Is Wendy Taylor the John Carver of media?

It'll be official when Ashley shows up at the first match with a McClaren brolly.

"Swoop".

ERMAHGERD GERSBERMS!!!

I bet he has VPN access to the NUFC network and is hard at work analyzing film from every game last season.

Awesome. More useless toadies who know nothing about football or the club.

Does anybody remember the article where somebody perfectly described his aimless charges forward? The language they used was perfect, but I haven't been able to find the article.

Agreed, it's worse. You don't understand. It's like an entire fan base made up of Pips and Froggys on crank.

I'd like to clarify that the douchiness of Yankees fans does not necessarily represent the douchiness of the U.S.A.

http://i.imgur.com/9yfgqJg.png

I can't help but think he'll bring the comedy, at least. If we get anything even close to Dutch Yoda McClaren, it will ease some of the disappointment. "Championsh League, Liverpool or Arshenal, I thought one of them we would draw and it is Arshenal I think." Gold.

It's his haircut, that's bothered me int he past. Just accept that you are balding and wear it with grace, you weirdo !! I'm balding in the same pattern, though not nearly as far progressed. It's awkward because the patch at the front looks weird just sort being on an island (more of a peninsula in my case), but it feels like a waste to buzz off other perfectly decent hair just because of that part, especially since I've got good coverage up top for the time being. Hopefully when it gets as far a Schteve's I'll have the good sense to just get it close cropped. I'll have to find something else that annoys me when its time to ratchet up to full-on hatred.

5. Mike Ashley is a vile cunt.

http://i.imgur.com/o0NCsVl.png How did he get the England job, with that record at Boro?

Carr's sort of put himself on the line with this. Not really, because I'm sure Ashley and Charnley won't touch him even if this goes south. But, hypothetically, he's put himself on the line with this.