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Yeah, the babies one.

Do we really have to go through with this?

Why do all our managers live in an alternate reality? Can't we just once have one that lives on the same astral plane as the rest of us?

http://screamer.deadspin.com/this-ridiculous-solo-wondergoal-is-the-apex-of-hatem-be-1733409009

Super insightful, Jose. Thanks for that. Cunt.

Be nice if we had some sort of cover for him.

Maybe we'll pull an '08-'09 Tottenham.

I can't totally dispute that.

Until the injuries.

Think I would have preferred losing.

To think I let myself have hope. Stupid.

SET PENIS!

I don't think McClaren is an idiot. I'm sure he has reasons that make sense to him for doing what he's doing. But I'd expect to see more progress than we've seen, and I think we have every right to be impatient at this point. Perhaps a bit "unfair" to McClaren, but he took this on and we didn't ask for him, so I'm not going to feel sorry.

I generally don't wish any particular ill will to any specific person, but I totally wish testicular torsion to Mike Ashley.

Probably should change the thread title to RELEGATIONOMETER - ALL THE FUCKING TIME. 2014/15 is a bit dated.

Do we really have to do this one? I don't want to do this one.

http://i.imgur.com/b8HHwYW.gif

Is that his actual address? Up there in Barnet, N20? Yeah, ginormous place that I would not encourage anyone to actually vandalize in any meaningful way under most circumstances.

Fucker's just sitting there content in his massive estate "Montebello" there at 19 Totteridge Common, not giving a shit that his comfort is paid for in part by raping the club and its supporters blind. Dick.

Stupid cunt has me dreaming up ridiculous B-movie kidnapping schemes to get him away from the club.

I guess I'm back to hoping we do get relegated. What a fucking stupid situation this is.

If I were a moderately sane, moderately successful manager or assistant manager, I'd say to myself: "Self?" "Yeah, what's up?" "Is NUFC really the place I want to be to make a go of my career?" "No, self. No it is not. And that's a fucking stupid question you should already have known the answer to. Fucking moron."