B-more Mag

I won't be totally disappointed if our players start fighting each other on the pitch tomorrow.

Who's that in the back with the fist?

I'd put him in the dugout on Sunday instead of Carver. Seriously. Club's full of charlatans already. Adding a new one to the mix couldn't hurt.

I suppose I'll watch Hull on Sunday. No real point in watching us.

I voted no, but I'd feel more comfortable about it if the poll replaced "glorious" with a second "pitiful".

It's pretty obscene that we even have a chance of staying up at this point--potentially surviving with only 36.

Good to see everything's still going exactly according to plan.

I can't, either. I think this is mostly because, when you are emotionally involved in it all (ie, a Newcastle fan), yes, you are more aware than others of how shit your team is, but i think you also tend to build up other clubs to things they are not. I've seen a decent amount of Hull this season, and they are terrible, no fight, no nothing. They're two points behind you, in a relegation spot, and there is one match to play. Not only do they need to beat Man United, you also need to lose at home to West Ham - that's West Ham who, as well as looking shite, have clearly been on the beach since about Christmas. I am not saying you're all panicking for nothing, but if you try to look at it less emotionally, your situation is not as bad as you think it is. Nothing like. Or draw with West Ham. Point taken, though.

I have so much hatred in me right now.

We need to score so we can lose against WHAM, Hull can great Manure and we can go down on goal difference.

Not a single heart among our players.

Would much prefer it if we just slaughtered the employer. Goes without saying. Draw and quarter him.

Every fucker employed by this fucking club should be slaughtered like a diseased hog.

This has been a goddamned shit fuck cunt of a sports week for me.

This is going right according to script. So predictable.

At this point you could jettison everybody in the club and I wouldn't really be bothered. I guess that puts everybody in the meh category.

Feeling sluggish? No end product? Try cancer!

I don't even know. I just don't see any positive prospects no matter what happens. Staying up, Ashley fills his pockets and probably sticks around a while. I can't see people staying away from games either. Going down, he still may stick around a while, but even if he doesn't, who knows how long we'll be stuck in the Championship. Everything is shit.

Spurs and Manure.

Pardew phoning in the subs to Carver.

Yeah, woodwork!

I understand Giggs has scored.

FlamingoLAND in Yorkshire sounds intriguing.

Like we're defending with marionettes.

Mixed feelings.