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Exactly. Only a stooge would give these mooks the benefit of the doubt at this point.

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Can't be expected to compete with the likes of Burnley Football Clum.

Really should read "Assistant Head Coach". Poor effort. I am disappoint.

thread title's a joke, right?

I was wondering when the Diego Rolan link would come. Countdown is on for a link to Wissam Ben Yedder.

Same hair as Cabella. Saves barber fees. Guess who wins again?

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Meh. Silva.

Let's go Venezuela!

I'd be a little reluctant due to the risk of abrasions from feather-friction.

I feel like the who gives a fuck option is a cop out. We'll never find out the truth that way.

"Made contact."

This thread is a rhetorical masterclass.

If we do end up getting him, we better be adding wide players who can cross accurately, sharpish.

His scoring record for Heeereennnerrvvvenn is great, but Eredivisie scoring doesn't exactly translate to PL scoring.

Sure. It was a great run of form. Still not a whole lot of information to go on about how he might do here.

A Dutch striker from the Bundesliga, you say? Hmm. Might ring a bell.

Finally, I'm ITK!

Mexican soaps are popular here, and yeah, the girls in them are incredible. But hardly a reflection of the nation's average. Yeah, very true. But I imagine Gignac would be able to have his pick, which is how this whole discussion came about in the first place. God I hate Gignac. He doesn't deserve that privilege. It's a university based team, too (UANL), so there's that.

nah but it's up there. Think the fattest fatties are the countries that inexplicably think fat = geet hard. http://i.imgur.com/NgPtuXx.png

He was Troying to make one, but it didn't work.

Skirmish tin.

At this stage in the Krebs cycle of transfer bullshit, everyone who harbored any delusion of the club having any semblance of real ambition comes to the realization, yet again, that everything surrounding this club is built on lies.

Surely the club wouldn't let this stretch out all summer, dithering around without seriously working on a deal for him or for another decent striker or two, risking him joining another club near the end of the window, leaving us no time to get in some other striker of any real value. That's not something a premier league club would let happen, right? Right?