B-more Mag

I'd like to clarify that the douchiness of Yankees fans does not necessarily represent the douchiness of the U.S.A.

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I can't help but think he'll bring the comedy, at least. If we get anything even close to Dutch Yoda McClaren, it will ease some of the disappointment. "Championsh League, Liverpool or Arshenal, I thought one of them we would draw and it is Arshenal I think." Gold.

It's his haircut, that's bothered me int he past. Just accept that you are balding and wear it with grace, you weirdo !! I'm balding in the same pattern, though not nearly as far progressed. It's awkward because the patch at the front looks weird just sort being on an island (more of a peninsula in my case), but it feels like a waste to buzz off other perfectly decent hair just because of that part, especially since I've got good coverage up top for the time being. Hopefully when it gets as far a Schteve's I'll have the good sense to just get it close cropped. I'll have to find something else that annoys me when its time to ratchet up to full-on hatred.

5. Mike Ashley is a vile cunt.

http://i.imgur.com/o0NCsVl.png How did he get the England job, with that record at Boro?

Carr's sort of put himself on the line with this. Not really, because I'm sure Ashley and Charnley won't touch him even if this goes south. But, hypothetically, he's put himself on the line with this.

I can't see how anyone who takes this job could reasonably expect anything other than failure as long as Ashley is here.

It's just the same shit all over again. It this point it's lunacy to expect Ashley to change. We're not going to get a hungry young manager with a penchant for attractive football. Even if we did, for the sake of argument, every transfer window would be the same low ball offers, stringing things out to the last minute, and the window closing with needs left unmet. There is no use listening to any words that come out of Ashley's mouth or his puppets' mouths. It's all proven to be so much watery stool.

If Wham get Unai Emery, I swear to God . . .

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Chuck Blazer and his cats.

Age Now: 50 years Years remaining: 29.85 years Life Expectancy: 79.85 years http://www.riskprediction.org.uk/index_lifeexp.php

What rocket surgeon thought last time went so well that we needed to do this again?

I can only imagine that it feels like being in Bizarro World when dealing with NUFC. A little "Me am no sign striker" and you'll go far.

Holy shit just saw Blatter's gone! Now time to take out the Japanese!

Ah, another summer of reporters knowing nothing and speculating wildly while the club actually does nothing.

There is some hope then. But you know with this club, any hope is quickly stamped on. I thought Carver was on holiday and as we know in the football world, despite being in an era of abundant forms of communication, it's impossible to speak to anyone while they are on holiday. Hotel concierge is trying to track down a fax machine.

Iverson's gonna be pissed sitting on the bench.

He's impossible to fire. He can't very well be instructed to fire himself. Gonna have Carver at the meeting like http://i.imgur.com/PGOprfb.jpg He'd be soooo confused. End up threatening himself to take it outside.

He's impossible to fire. He can't very well be instructed to fire himself.

It's just such a typical Ashley appointment. There's no point in expecting anything other than continued futility.

Anybody who thinks they're going to succeed under Ashley's regime at this point has to be at least half insane. Makes me really skeptical about anybody who would take the job.

I resent that stuff like this makes me forget myself and contemplate the possibility of hope for a moment. We all know how this ends. Fuck you, Ashley.

Fuck it, man. Pull the goalie.