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Fuck off NBC Sports Live Extra! Fucker cut out on me.

It's calling you, Alan. Answer the call. http://i.imgur.com/96nsgUi.jpg

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Boooooooooooooooourns!

This guy knows: http://i.imgur.com/AyAJodZ.jpg

Puma's arch nemesis=approved.

I was just thinking that. Such a small time operation, man. Probably took the photo on film and scanned it in, too.

Say what now?

http://i.imgur.com/LUfouVt.jpg

Don't really give a shit about Charnley. Am glad my job performance isn't critiqued by thousands of people who are personally invested in how well I do my job.

Back in 2011 we were linked with him. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2056456/Newcastle-race-sign-Facundo-Ferreyra.html Only the three years, then.

Never heard this link before. Can't help but wonder if he's been appropriately monitored.

He's hoping to get one or two new armchairs over the line by the weekend.

I'll only be jealous until we sign a recognised forward, Remy or PAE and I wouldn't be bothered. Barkley and Coleman aside I think Everton's squad is average, ageing and in the next few years will decline.

So sad. I can't imagine being on your way doing something you love and then having this happen. RIP and thoughts for their loved ones. It's staggering to think that each and every one of the 295 people on that plane had a network of people who either knew them or knew of them and are affected in the same way. Just a tragic and senseless thing.

One of us. One of us.

rdr2

Nerp.

I suppose he'll just end up getting a Pardew nickname anyway. Rivy or Manny or something.

Why does his nickname have to be Manu? We need to change that.

Is this going to be one of those where they never bother to officially announce it and he just shows up on the pitch?

Just when we thought things couldn't get worse.

Journalists

You tell me. It's from that website http://www.squawka.com/ it's the new toy everyone's using right now, comparing players with Matrix database, 90 metrics and shit. I really don't like the Americanization of our sport. WHOA. Keep us out of this.