B-more Mag

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Could be worse, I guess. Something like "Where's our WHITE POWER?!"

This thread again.

Not even close

It's your 31st birthday, Colo. Time to be a man and do your job.

Yeah, no doubt. He's honoring his contract by coming to the games and training. So we can leave it here, and wonder if we're getting 100 percent from a guy that wants to leave when we can't afford to wonder that, or we can thank him for the years and get the best deal and move on. No need to hate, no feeling betrayed. Just a stoic acceptance that our passion is a business. What he's asking for is nowhere close to the best financial deal for both parties. That's probably why he's still here (<- not sarcasm, or passive aggressive. Looks dickish.). Get a replacement in and sort it out before the end of the window, or get a replacement in and use him when you have to. I get it, but it just goes along with how far pro sports are removed from the real world. Employees running the show. Can't ask an athlete to have any loyalty when he knows that the second he loses too many steps he's out on his ass. Get the best deal you can get for yourself, and the hell with the rest. No loyalty coming from the top, why have any loyalty for them? I'd agree loyalty from either side shouldn't be expected, but living up to your agreements should be expected.

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Yeah, no doubt. He's honoring his contract by coming to the games and training. So we can leave it here, and wonder if we're getting 100 percent from a guy that wants to leave when we can't afford to wonder that, or we can thank him for the years and get the best deal and move on. No need to hate, no feeling betrayed. Just a stoic acceptance that our passion is a business. What he's asking for is nowhere close to the best financial deal for both parties. That's probably why he's still here (<- not sarcasm, or passive aggressive. Looks dickish.). Get a replacement in and sort it out before the end of the window, or get a replacement in and use him when you have to. I get it, but it just goes along with how far pro sports are removed from the real world. Employees running the show.

Pro sports operate in an alternate reality where people can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want to do.

Yeah, no doubt. He's honoring his contract by coming to the games and training. So we can leave it here, and wonder if we're getting 100 percent from a guy that wants to leave when we can't afford to wonder that, or we can thank him for the years and get the best deal and move on. No need to hate, no feeling betrayed. Just a stoic acceptance that our passion is a business. What he's asking for is nowhere close to the best financial deal for both parties.

Except he's got a contractual obligation.

He turns 31 tomorrow. Who lets their father talk for them at that age? Ridiculous.

Be on the lookout for a call from 'Arry.

Our signings do not have a good history of this. See Bigi.

Sometimes I hate Wikipedia. http://i.imgur.com/4UuquzI.png

I think people are losing sight of the fact that he can ride a bike and eat an apple at the same time. We need this in a time of crisis. Should he play football for us again? No. Should he eat our apples and ride our bikes? Yes, yes, yes!

I certainly can't remember another manager having had as much patience with the fans as Pardew has. It's hardly the main point, but if any jip aimed at him was obviously audible, we're bound to get branded impatient or ungrateful by the media bods. Which, as I say, hardly matters... but will be irritating all the same. LWLLWLDDWLDLDWDLLLLWLLWLLLDL. Where does he own pride come it to overide his ego and arrogance. Surely he must start seeing it himself or is he really that arrogant. Absolutely not. This is the biggest gig he'll ever get. He's riding this pony home until the bitter end. Even to the destruction of our Premiership future, would sum him up if it happened. He would 100% stay if even we went down. I need some gin, whiskey, scotch, a bottle of Jacob's creek and i don't even drink No better time to start.

At this point anybody who would let the team actually play would be perfect.

Any sentient being.

Dear Mr. Ashley: This letter is to respectfully request that you remove your thumb from your rectum and address the serious matter of Newcastle United's impending relegation. If you would turn your attention to this matter, I am sure you would find that you currently employ an inept baboon as your manager. While I am sure you and the club are fervent supporter of animal rights, I am equally sure you would agree that the job of a Premier League manager is much too burdensome for any baboon, much less an inept one. Fortunately the matter can be resolved simply by appointing any living human being as manager -- any living, breathing human, just pick one. Any one. While this will not necessarily guarantee remaining in the Premiere League, it is your last best chance to continue lining your pockets with television income sufficient to stuff your gullet with the sweets you so desperately crave. Thanking you for your attention to this matter, I remain Very Spitefully Yours, B-More Mag

His position is completely untenable now.

Pathetic. Utterly fucking pathetic. If we don't score again . . .

Perch for Marveaux? WTF?!

Fucking beautiful!!!

Spoiler for god's sake!