B-more Mag

Marginally good thing happens. Uh-oh. That means... Completely fucked thing must happen.

Straight out of Trump's book of normalizing batship* until something slightly less batship seems pretty okay. *Tip o' the hat to Beren.

Good to see this. Still, fuck Ashley though, obviously.

I'm really not willing to assume a bottom limit on the depth of this regime's incompetence.

At what point do we start employing classic TV tropes like fielding a striker composed of two young academy kids stacked on top of each other in one uniform?

I wonder at what point so much of a club's "soul" is destroyed that it becomes nothing more than a brand? None of us would devote this much time and emotion to Levis or Coca-Cola.

Stopped reading right there.

No players and selling a Merino would be the final straw for me - more significantly, I expect it would be for Rafa too. After over a decade of this, how can anyone still require a "final straw"? What next, the final final straw? The very last straw? The absolute very last chance? The straw that broke the camel's back.

So . . . will we get the radio silence treatment this time or the "transfers are hard, we tried, inflated values in January, won't be held hostage" claptrap?

Time keeps on slippin' into the future

Worth a cheeky eleventh hour derisory offer.

Wrong way round like. Only if you're driving...in America. Edit: I'm not well, and trying to work whether it would be different if you were driving on the other side has sent me West.

Transfer chopper was busy that day.

If only it had been blindingly obvious that owning a football club was inherently different than being a schlock jockey ...

Would you say that Joselu is the John Wall of football? Of course he would.

Even worse, a Phil Collins tune...one of the utterly abysmal ones like Sussussudio. We're definitely in a land of confusion here Just curious if you can feel it coming in the air tonight? Not sure but if this take over happens it will be "Against All Odds" Alright, that's all.

If only there was some sort of window in which teams could strengthen their squads by transferring players. What would you even call that?

Don't forget Alan Smith. Aye, he can pop up anywhere. Hoooooooooly fuck. How is that even possible. I had no idea. Jebus.

Can't help but wonder how they look on a banister.

I'll do my homework later, Mom.

They talk about Rafa's man management, but he's totally lost control of this thread.

Pathetically short-sighted. Another absolutely boring and pointless post from you, Neesy. Ever thought of responding to a post with something other than a snide comment? Why don’t you share your insightful views rather than just being a boring tosser. Have you got fucking eyes you absolutely shite hawk of a poster.....