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Oh he's definitely stool, alright.

Oh. So we have get all the Mexicans, then, hmm? I see how it is.

I was pretty comfortable knowing we were sleepwalking into it and I could kind of just look away. This kind of shake up would make me look directly at it as it happens. Yay, more painful.

Don't worry Steve, you're still head coach. You just don't have to do anything. It'll be exactly the same as always.

[emoji38]Like, if this is true, I'm starting to wonder what the fuck is wrong with Rafa. We're garbage island if it were on fire. I might lose a little respect for him if he does join us.

The featured article on Wikipedia is Anfield. I suppose somebody could read that as some sort of omen if one were disposed to do such a thing.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE TRANSFER CHOPPER IS?!?

If David Coverdale is right, I'll totally change my opinion on Whitesnake.

Except they've already been asked and refused to comment. Hmmm. Can't even follow our own template correctly. Shoddy work.

The NUFC Guide to Doing Fake Deals suggests that tomorrow Rafa's camp should be releasing a statement that they haven't had any contact from the club and reports that a deal is close to being done are categorically untrue.

I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

I don't really think there's any way to spin it and have it come out looking like the club has acted reasonably or competently.

It's kind of irrelevant what McClaren does or doesn't know. The bottom line is: (1) by all accounts there's nobody new in place; and (2) once again the club treats its supporters with utter disdain.

Should be a great training sesh.

I'm pretty sure you could write an entire textbook for an M.B.A. course using only don't-do-this case studies drawn from NUFC.

Can you hear that? That's the deafening silence of the club's profound incompetence.

He's getting 'moved'. "Steve, we're gonna need you to go ahead and move downstairs to Storage B . . ."

When did we get Paul Blart on staff?

We should probably wish for a million more wishes straight off.

Be careful, doing something different might not work. Maybe just stick with the thing that definitely doesn't work. Makes sense.

Me neither but i don't think it's a job where he can come out of it having a worse reputation than he did coming in. Yeah, that's probably true. It's quite a bit different than Shearer, who didn't have any prior managerial reputation to rely on and his first project was failing to keep us up.

If I was looking at the prospect of a much better job next season, I'm not sure helping out NUFC would be the answer to the question "how do I want to spend the next ten weeks."

Glad to see everything's going according to plan for the bookies.

Gotta keep my tongue in my mouth, gotta keep my tongue in my mouth. I'm Rafa, I can do this.