B-more Mag

Does anyone really need a firstborn child?

I'm not sure there's anyone who could get this group of charlatans working well enough to make the difference we need in the limited time we have.

Ashley will just send Charnley one of them new fangled fax thingys, to hand over.... Had to figure out what to do without Carver around to phone people for him.

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? http://i.imgur.com/l3HmBpA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/r3mYYUR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5xTW6Rc.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eyb0IjC.jpg

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: http://i.imgur.com/0cts8Tz.jpg

I swear to god you could fill our boardroom with spider monkeys and get better outcomes than this lot.

This cunt gone yet?

Oh, good. Now we're taking time with preparations. Best not to rush into things, like BUYING A FUCKING FOOTBALL CLUB WITHOUT ANY DUE DILIGENCE.

"... excited for the debut of Rafael Benitez's successor Sammy Lee."

But, David, £4 million is 267 times the living wage!

http://i.imgur.com/jyl7hza.png Ashley ultimately controls the entity that's the sole stockholder, so all he needs to do is remove McClaren from the board (absent any contract that limits his ability to do so, which would be totally fucking mental).

Don't do this to yourself.

Fuck rumors of change. We've gotten direct promises of change before, and we've seen what that comes to. This regime will never change for the better in any material way.

Thanks but no thanks to Paul Scholes.

"We're offering £7.35 an hour, Rafa! That's well above the new £7.20 living wage coming into effect next month!"

It's a nonstarter, really. Ashley's fucked himself by being a lying cunt and letting everybody know he's a lying cunt. Anybody with an existing reputation who's worth their salt would steer well clear or require assurances Ashley either wouldn't give or which would take substantial effort to negotiate.

I like the way they report on Cabella and Thauvin like youth loans that will come back to help us at some point.

It's amazing the way the club website keeps churning out pure shit as if nothing's amiss. http://i.imgur.com/jQlLwqt.png

The good news is there's plenty of time to not do anything in.

The club's only had one egg basket for years.

Club in massive incompetence shocker.

I think some of the same qualities would make it seem like an insult, as we're not a BIG CLUBTM.

Benitez. As if. I can only image the accented guffaws if he's asked.

The viable candidates are all corpses.

Never give the manager access to the letterhead.