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He's got to realize he's shit at this, right? RIGHT?

Quite.

Fuck this noise man. I'm going to go do something more enjoyable, like gnaw my own dick off.

Commemorative yellow and white striped away kit next season, pls.

This is the slowest moving train wreck ever. I feel like we should just be able to jump off and walk away faster than train's moving, but somehow we're stuck in our seats as it ever so gradually crashes and burns.

I swear every human employed by or otherwise related to this club needs to be exterminated in the most inhumane way. Then fumigate and sanitize SJP and the training center. Start from fucking zero.

This is the most transparent shit ever. What a fucking nightmare this club is.

Good idea. A rodent infestation is always a wake up call.

Messrs.

We can do that? Why did we hire him in the first place? Silly us.

THE PROCESS: Step 1: Show up at the right stadium. CHECK Good start lads.

Science for Pardew, the supernatural for McClaren. There's just no winning.

I've heard Gary Megson might be available.

Only 4 points shy of our '08-'09 pace. Heck, that's not too bad.

I'm having trouble finding the "Who gives a fuck?" choice.

So predictable.

Baseball starts soon.

I liked our second kit when we were in the championship. Maybe we'll get another good one. I won't buy it, of course.

Room meets Spotlight

Questions would surely be asked.

Immigrant children or real British?

I don't remember any testimony about cunnilingus.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I know that's what I've been hoping for all along.

To be fair like, I don't see what other intentions or motivations she can have other than greed and money. Sexual offences against a child are probably the lowest of the low, there is no justification for staying with and supporting someone who is guilty of it. Especially with the information coming out of the trial about his intentions and the way he conducted himself through it all. It's more what he's said in court for me that makes it bizarre. "You wanted sexual activity with her?" 'Yes.' Why would she stay with him after revelations like that (even if the girl was 27)? Just.. strange. I get what you're both saying, and maybe you're right or at least maybe that's part of it. You look at things like battered person syndrome and it's easy to think "he's beating the fuck out of you on the daily, get the fuck out," but it's just not that easy. This is a different situation, but it does make me think that it might be a bit trickier than it appears.