Rocker

Are we getting shot of the shit catering at SJP next season? Can we change the selection of alcohol? Can't be doing another year of Carling, Murphys and Kingston fucking Press.

Might bloody have to now.

You can still find em.

Everyone in North Shields supports Newcastle.

Aye, but I'm trying to be somewhat realistic.

Just got back. We're at least 6 quality players away from Liverpool, if not more. As decent as he's been since Howe came in, Shelvey should not be starting next season. We can't play out from the back at all, we just don't have the players (including Dubravka). I'd like that to change. Liverpool with the the quietest set of fans we've had this season, in my opinion. Really shite. Looking forward to next season. Hope we have another solid window. Eddie Howe's Black and White Army!

2-1 win.

Always been a miserable cunt, that one.

I'm on it lads.

Need to win this one to create a buffer for those three away games.

New contract please.

Surely that's a ploy to deceive the defenders so they don't feel they need to double or treble up on him?

I mean, they're bottom of the table so they can't be that hard to breakdown.

He just can't strike a ball cleanly. It's odd. I love the bloke, he's just not a forward.

No worse than Joelinton there to be honest. I'd prefer to stick a bairn in than shoehorn players into positions we know they can't play.

Step in Ndiweni...

Aye, shame he can't shoot.

He's absolutely not shit. No worries whatsoever.

Christ

Happy some of the old lot are back. Fantastic.

So we buy 7 players. If they want to stay up, they'll have to.

There's no room for sentimentality from Howe now, that's gone. He needs to drop the lads that can't perform. I'm not saying they're not trying, but they're just not good enough. Not at all.