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You were stood next to me in fairness. Probably aided your success a great deal. No fecker wing manned me. I think I managed to repell every piece of gusset in the whole of Newcastle by the time I left. I have definitely lost the touch. You mean... wait... hang on......... you mean - when you took your belt off and danced with it infront of that trio of 16 year olds............... you didn't pull!? Shitttt. brilliant. Yeah, I remember that. Brilliant. I remember Kev thinking that Stu was asking girls if they wanted a threesome wih 'him and Tutankhamun', when really Stu was asking, 'ever had a threesome with two men' Tickled me that. That lass in Skates fuck me, she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed... Fairly pointy chin mind. I would.

Thinking back, it was a good hour before he asked me what he meant by it. Fucking brilliant, I was on the floor in bits!

You were stood next to me in fairness. Probably aided your success a great deal. No fecker wing manned me. I think I managed to repell every piece of gusset in the whole of Newcastle by the time I left. I have definitely lost the touch. You mean... wait... hang on......... you mean - when you took your belt off and danced with it infront of that trio of 16 year olds............... you didn't pull!? Shitttt. brilliant. Yeah, I remember that. Brilliant. I remember Kev thinking that Stu was asking girls if they wanted a threesome wih 'him and Tutankhamun', when really Stu was asking, 'ever had a threesome with two men' Tickled me that.

Hope you're not purporting salacious rumours Mr Heneage... Whats this John Dobson Street talk I cannot at all remember. Oh and Stu did you end up going back with that lass she was well fit. :lol: I forgot about that. Not guilty. Whats this John Dobson Street talk I cannot at all remember. Oh and Stu did you end up going back with that lass she was well fit. You were there! We filled the street up with cones man! Oh, and Stu, ask your bit stuff what i was whispering in her ear before I left, she loved it!!! I bet she did To be quite honest with you I can't remember what planet I was on, I know I was naughty on several occasions, but nothing too seriousness.

Hope you're not purporting salacious rumours Mr Heneage... Whats this John Dobson Street talk I cannot at all remember. Oh and Stu did you end up going back with that lass she was well fit. :lol: I forgot about that. Not guilty. Whats this John Dobson Street talk I cannot at all remember. Oh and Stu did you end up going back with that lass she was well fit. You were there! We filled the street up with cones man! Oh, and Stu, ask your bit stuff what i was whispering in her ear before I left, she loved it!!!

I wing-manned myself, it worked.

:lol: I forgot about that.

Classic, Slim sucking some poor lasses face off, who else would do such a thing... ?

More than just you aned Yorkie you daft cunt. Brad Inman and Stevie Folan were there as well.

Me and Yorkie have just rubbed shoulders with Hall, Simpson, Ranger and Best in Madame Koo's / Floritas. Good craic all round.

If I score, I'm getting naked, promise.

Thats it, I'm on the bench for the toon next season.... Do they need a shit Alan Smith ?

Thought their fans were better than ours tbh. You are kidding! Apart from Paedo the clown and about 10 fans in the back row they never said owt all game! No (I'm honestly not) They were good in the first half particularly, I sit directly below them at the other end to where you would be, thought they were pretty good. They were terrible. Really quiet.

Aye, my knee caps are frozen solid! We were shite. Ferguson looked good.

You know i'm in.

HOWAY THE LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw former England number one Paul Robinson in a little cafe in the centre of York yesterday morning. I had a full english, he and his wife/girlfriend had an orange juice and an espresso respectively. He was so jealous.

on.co.uk, well, thats out of the blue

A bullish Yorkie would do fine at RB imo

Aye.

Video shoot or just hanging out? Having a meal with Kezman. Nando's is shit.

I think he's a decent player. Good going forward, not bad at the back, plays with passion and looks like he's enjoying every minute.

Saw Andy Carroll in NORTH SHIELDS today. He was on crutches, but said it was nothing serious... Turns out his dad has bought a property and he was paying a visit with his girlfriend and new baby! Seemed canny enough like.

Some of the Arsenals yellow ones were alright IIRC