Rocker

I've done this, actually in an N-O game, and it felt mint

I got that Japan shirt from www.subside.co.uk They're generally fairly pricey to be honest but there's some cracking finds (like mine there), if you've got the patience to look around for a bit. You can stay at mine buddy. No probs. Thanks a lot for the offer mate, appreciate that. Unfortunately i've got to head back to the sticks in the evening though. Talking to Colin man, you prat!

I got that Japan shirt from www.subside.co.uk They're generally fairly pricey to be honest but there's some cracking finds (like mine there), if you've got the patience to look around for a bit. You can stay at mine buddy. No probs.

I don't know what the Red team are worried about, I'm mint.

Fuck off Kezman. Everyone hates you.

Just had an interview for gmtv about gazza. Fml.

Nicky Butt can't get in ahead of Olly Murs.

Overhead kick-tastic!

All these people bitching and moaning about Boyd, and the motherfucker hasn't been credibly linked anywhere.

No, it's similar to a bunch of girls arguing about what lipstick goes with what eye shadow with what dress. Yeah, I like my women to look good too, so what?

I believe you, but can't you just say how you know? As if it's fucking FBI classified documents

Matthew Etherington is getting frustrated he's not getting offered a new deal which would make him on par with the top earners at Stoke.

Thats because they haven't been promoted. All that has happens is that they will move up to the first team base as reserve team players. Jusy like last years older academy players. So nothing to rave about really. Just normal progression. If they do well with the reserves they will eventually join in with the first team squad on occasions and thats when they have the chance to impress. Some of you guys just haven't got a clue how things really work at Newcastle, all speculation and guess work on your part, but hey i can't blame you for trying to second guess. Plus a bit of advice.......Take what you read in the papers with a pinch of salt.....only about 10% of it is true........if that?? I'd call you a cunt if I didn't know you were a shit WUM.

I'd take Jenas back in an instant.

Tremendous!

Just a regular eighteen year old to be honest. Spoken to him a few times. He'll get knocked down a peg when he's getting wheeled out by Tranmere's reserves in 2014.

Either.

Should be a good laugh.

Yep.

Baraja

Ah, so this is what negativity feels like, I'd almost forgot.

I never expected we'd spend much. It's ludicrous we could've anyway. I'd rather spend nowt and survive on freebies and whatnot, then not have a club at all.

You were stood next to me in fairness. Probably aided your success a great deal. No fecker wing manned me. I think I managed to repell every piece of gusset in the whole of Newcastle by the time I left. I have definitely lost the touch. You mean... wait... hang on......... you mean - when you took your belt off and danced with it infront of that trio of 16 year olds............... you didn't pull!? Shitttt. brilliant. Yeah, I remember that. Brilliant. I remember Kev thinking that Stu was asking girls if they wanted a threesome wih 'him and Tutankhamun', when really Stu was asking, 'ever had a threesome with two men' Tickled me that. That lass in Skates fuck me, she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed... Fairly pointy chin mind. I would. Gutted I missed as I was dancing like a twat during. We should really have another night out soonish this one was epic. No doubt about it.