Rocker

Yes.

Someone make that meme man. Paolo Dicanio = Paolo DiCan'tio. =

I didn't bold that shit.

We really are a fucking joke.

Manuel Fernandes is getting thrown about on twitter, again.

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/not%20even%20mad/grand/5478221212122.gif Not aimed at you SanToon. Fuck you Aulas. Class GIF.

Draw. In Pards we trust.

He's getting on a bit, to be fair.

Sports direct is cheaper.

Could help us achieve a higher placed leauge finish which would pay for a decent part of the fee.

I read the title as ' things that won't be happening'. Weird.

Carver for gaffer

Oh, we'll get him alright, he's just trying to crank up the pressure and make us panic.

Wouldn't mind drawing 1-1 with these cunts if we had played any semblance of attacking and fluid football. Blame needs to be on both Pardew and the players. With an eleven with such quality, against a very poor side like Rangers, the players shouldn't need a gameplan and managing.

Can't see this happening. Total opposite of our remit.

Love how we're congratulating the man on speaking coherently

I'm postively hard with the news, to be honest. It might be all bullshit, but I'm at the point where I'd take a night in wonderland believing JFK's tripe over sitting on my own refreshing this page kneading my fingers into my cold semi-on.

Can't be arsed anymore.

Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

It's probably not London to be fair. There's loads of things to do in London, but when these places are occupied by cunts, then it sort of negates the postives.

I'd rather do time then live in London.

That's insane.

Stinks of piss.