Rocker

I would be miffed if I were your shins.

Is it ok to have a wank this soon before K.O? Please tell me asap, I'm clamming for a hamshank.

I really recommend we try to play some football that reflects our collective capabilities. I do not recommend trying to close down like Barca for the first 15 minutes and then blowing through our arses for the rest of the game.

Just play and worry about the rest on Sunday. It's Sunday ffs, that's what it's for.

Probably shouldn't be drinking spiced rum, but I'm confident I won't hurl tomorrow.

Yes please mate, just saw your PM. Cheers mate.

I'll be seriously annoyed if I'm paying a fiver to watch Kev punt the ball from 40 yards every two minutes.

The 306/308 bus stop at Billy Mill?

Via coast road? That would be canny for me like, if possible.

Canny. I'm taking clothes this time.

So theres nothing happening after the game? Just the curry later on?

Sounds good Dino.

Me, also.

I'm really looking forward to this curry.

I fucking hope so.

I'll be out for the meal and a few drinks.

Quality.

My brother has the same circle of friends and often see's Steven Taylor, and Taylor has said Pardew has hardly said a word to him ( and a handful of others) since the Mackem game. Oddly he also said that he doesn't think Pardew will be there next month.

That Lamar (sp) for Swansea has been diabolical.

In awe watching this man today. What a player.

Merry Christmas yer bastards.

Quality.

I was watching the QPR defeat yesterday and I'm so glad we moved Simpson on and brought in Debuchy. Simpson charges from the back with the ball, panics, doesn't know what to do, and passes backwards. Debuchy is just the polar opposite, so comfortable going forward.

Isn't that Neesy's voice?

Just joshing chief.