simonlemagnifique

Time for Agent Gordon to step up

Delicious https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/nov/27/crystal-palace-shambolic-showings-leave-alan-pardew-on-brink

Just paid £16 for on a transatlantic flight for shite Internet to see wtf is going on. Worth every penny.

http://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-winners-and-losers-20

Rodgers back? Or is he too big for that now?

Non doom and gloom (for us) article from Jonathan Wilson http://www.whoscored.com/Articles/cobowkpqiuuccexl1tzwuw/Show/Team-Focus-City-Collapse-Highlights-Continued-Reliance-on-Old-Guard

I like Greg Dyke and his big fuck off watch

http://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2015/jun/03/sepp-blatter-resigning-as-fifa-president-cartoon-david-squires?CMP=share_btn_tw http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-940/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/6/3/1433318962172/8506be41-b5ee-4dd4-97d1-b87d60065b57-572x1020.jpeg

:frantic: Holy shit... It's happening!

Could do without the commentator on MOTD dropping in snide digs. "Your job is made a lot easier if you're appreciated… there _is_ a subtext there"

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/2015-premier-league-newcastle-mike-ashley-relegation-sports-direct/ Good article, aside from this: Competitive?!

Offside goal to make it 1-2 to Palace with a newly Substituted on Zaha

http://i.imgur.com/tVRump5.png

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9838699/former-newcastle-star-warns-fans-to-be-careful-what-you-wish-for Doesn't mention Carver once.

A bit more of that interview his quotes are from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POS2BMgNJwI not a lot to tell though

How can people not see that he's a fucking chancer? Trigger warning:

I think the best thing about this club the last few years has been our signings. HBA, Cabaye, Sissoko, Janmaat, Perez, MYM, Ba, Debuchy... (even Cisse though inconsistent can be an incredible goal scorer and he's really the one player likely to net us the 3 points to keep us up this season). I find it very hard indeed to criticise Carr when he's been so good. In a world where spending £40m on Ozil coached by Wenger doesn't guarantee success, I think Carr has done incredible work to get so many players in who have performed, even whilst hamstrung by Pardew and his staff. The main problems at this club are clear, and they have been consistent for years, and they all stem from the fat man, his disdain for the supporters and his non existent desire to compete: SD & lack of communication; poor coaching recruitment; lack of investment in players. The one thing that really, really has not been bad has been the quality of the player recruitment, given the clear financial and negotiating constraints. Criticism of the quality of players recruited in this light is laughable to be honest.

Ed Aarons ‏@ed_aarons Daryl Janmaat will hold talks with #nufc over a new contract in next few weeks amid interest from Southampton, Man United and Liverpool Weapons grade bullshit, or, er, weapons grade bullshit?

Christ. http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/apr/16/premier-league-managers-table-garry-monk-manuel-pellegrini

Isn't his agent a family member, so no other clients? Not much he could do for us in that case is there?

Wish he'd stop licking his lips like some kind of wrinkled lizard

not really comparable is it? Barca B play in the proper league system.

http://i.imgur.com/Qo5ruAq.jpg limited the picture to make it more readable

If that's the case, why isn't he confirmed already? They have to make it look like they've at least tried to find an alternative. Next few days he'll be announced to the end of the season, and as long as he isn't a total disaster I really wouldn't be surprised to see him appointed permanently in the summer. They really don't.