John P

At this point in time, I just want us to get any old fucker who is better than Gayle and Joselu in.

Another decent player leaves and we're no closer to finding a replacement, let alone addressing the glaring weaknesses in our squad. Mint.

He looked decent in the World Cup, so would be a good buy for £3m I think. But yeah, just fucking get it done man, £3m is pennies.

Getting to the stage where I wish Wolves would fuck off now.

Still can't quite believe this is happening. Best manager we've had since Bobby, and the best we could possibly wish to have and we won't give him any money, despite us having more money than we've ever had to spend. Even for Ashley this is a new level of stupidity / pig headed arrogance.

Looks like he's been on loan in Spain for the past 2 seasons. Maybe VI could provide us with an opinion on him?

It's profits that are down though. They still made profit, it's not like they're suddenly going to go under and Ashley will be penniless.

Daniel Storey replied to one of my tweets saying that his family are from Newcastle, which is probably why he writes so well about us. It's worth looking up his previous articles on us / Ashley. I find them almost therapeutic. Then 5 minutes later the anger sets in again.

Love a bit of Daniel Storey. He gets it too, like many others. The only person who doesn't is the fat cunt at the top.

The Chronicle - 'The Magpies could kickstart their summer spending by off-loading Mitrovic.' Kickstart our summer spending by making a £4m profit. Mint.

Let's hope he's not just another Rolando Aarons.

This is fucking outrageous

Absolutely fucking outrageous. Shouldn't be surprised any more but it's just so infuriating to listen to this fucking nonsense every transfer window. We 'need to sell to buy' whilst the likes of fucking Fulham are splashing £20m - £30m on players. What is the point in supporting this club?

I think Rondon would be decent for us in Rafa's system, but our top striker target? Jesus christ.

Because they won't want to spend a load of money and then have a new manager next summer and not rate Kenedy at all then we are either stuck with him or have to shift him at a loss. That will be how they are looking at this window. By that logic no club would ever spend any money on players, as the majority of managers don't seem to last more than a season or two.

For Maia? Closer to 20 million I'd imagine, he was bought for 12 million only recently. Didn't know that, I'm sure I read something a few weeks ago that said he was available for £8-10m? Something about him being a bit of a flop last season and they were looking to sell (sounds great...)

What are we fucking around with loans for anyway? We're a Premier League side due a massive amount of tv money and so far we've spent £4m on a keeper and signed Ki on a free transfer. Now we're fannying around with loan bids for a guy who would probably only cost about £8m to sign permanently. Spend the fucking money we have you complete and utter cunts.

We spent £85m the last time we got relegated, we just had a shithouse of a manager. True, but years of spending essentially nothing in the seasons before that contributed to the relegation as well.

Sell before we buy? We're raking in TV money from the biggest TV deal in Premier League history and we apparently need to sell before we buy? What utter fucking nonsense. We really have learnt nothing from our relegation seasons have we?

Carroll?

That's what he's done in every other game isn't it? Don't know to be honest, haven't watched the last few England games.

Hasn't Loftus-Cheek been playing as one of the 3 in a 4-2-3-1 for Palace with Cabaye and Milivojevic as the 2? If he plays Henderson and Dier as the midfield 2 it will be fucking awful, so defensive.

11 goals for West Brom this season isn't too shabby. Like the energy and enthusiasm he plays with and has a bit of quality too. If we could pick him up relatively cheaply I think he'd be a solid buy, but nothing to get particularly excited about.

Would love it if we went for Welbeck, think he would be the perfect striker for Rafa's system. With Aubameyang and Lacazette ending the season well and no Champions League football for Arsenal, could be a good time to get him.

Guy in the first video is just babbling a load of rubbish and not answering the questions. The guy in the second video seems pretty sound and gives some decent opinions though.