John P

I think someone said that Stuttgart press like mad bastards under their current manager, so he should be good in that respect

Some slow mo clips of his hat-trick against Spain u21s. He looks fucking class https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1FM9PKtTCS/

Yep, we've even had Nokia 3210 footage of him arriving at the hotel

People aren't actually expecting him to be involved against Leeds surely? He's probably not even going to be able to train, let alone work on all the pressing triggers and patterns of play etc

He does look class like

Yeah if Woltemade and Wissa come in then this cunt can fuck off and we can go about our business of finishing above Liverpool this season

Loving this, can't beat a highly rated big money transfer out of absolutely nowhere

Ok so beat PSV, Bilbao and Union SG, draw with Benfica, Marseille and Leverkusen, get free hits at PSG and Barca. Easy

Knew I should have started a thread

How many points were needed to get through the first phase last season?

Man Utd beat Bilbao last season man, we'll beat them

We'll fucking batter PSV at home you bunch of fannies

Tottenham's draw is a piece of piss

If we're "closing in on a deal", why has he just buried it in the middle of an article about something else? Where's the massive tweet with 15 emojis

Shall I start the thread?

Well Eddie loves it so fuck you Carra

Ok now I am officially concerned

Ratcliffe sold them all

Where are the celebration analysts? Was he kissing the badge and pointing to the ground to say he's staying?

The fucker played on until Liverpool had finished their attack and then blew his whistle as soon as we had the ball. Fucking outrageous

I can't help but feel anything other than positive after last night tbh. The results and injuries are a sickener, but our performance was absolutely outstanding. We had the fucking champions on the ropes at 2-2 after coming back from 2-0 down with 10 men, I've never seen a performance like it. Even with the injuries, I trust Eddie Howe more than anyone to find a solution and get the team firing until we get those players back. We're a brilliant team and we've got the best manager in the league

They showed one replay and it looked like van Dijk caught him with his elbow on the top of his head

Yeah I don't want to see this cunt in the shirt again. His supposed mates are running themselves into the ground and he's fucking taking the piss out of them. There can't be a way back for him

I imagine it'll be his knees. Had 2 ACL injuries already

Absolutely no chance. We're sorted for CBs now