John P

The fact alone that he's a largely well respected manager should give the players a lift. His discipline should also mean no more pathetic effortless performances a la Moussa v Bournemouth

My dad's reaction - 'not sure myself.'

Ayesteran, but he's joined Valencia recently I think?

'Was that Sunday roast good value?'

Was just about to edit my post to say this as well. No decent player is going to touch us with a barge pole at the minute.

He's a decent player, certainly one of our better ones, but I wouldn't be gutted or anything to see him go. However, it'll be another position that needs filling and we all know how good we are at doing that.....

So there's absolutely no sign or word of either him or Tiote at all? In my opinion we desperately need both of them back and in the team at the minute, Tiote to add some steel to the midfield (like he was doing in the few games he had a while back where he actually performed quite well) and Cisse to nick a couple of scrappy goals from nothing.

Aye, very good. Took me ages to realise who the statue was

Palace fans deserve everything they get, if only for the fact they play that 'glad all over' shite after every sodding goal.

The whole thing is pointless when it comes to the things that matter. The only things that come out of it is that they'll check the bass on the speaker in the East Stand and assess the catering after every match for Christ's sake. As soon as a question is asked regarding the team, results, coaching, fitness issues and relegation the answer is just 'it's fine, we're a bit disappointed but everything else is great.'

Lee Ryder is just preparing to tweet that there's nothing in it any time now.

Yeah I think she said specifically that her Mum made her go to the police about it or something.

He'd be on loan at Crawley Town by now.

eh? Do you not know about all of the previous precedents? I wasn't being serious man

Points deduction is the norm for this sort of situation.

Loves a good point this lad.

Same here, I thought the court case was going all Brass Eye for a minute.

Not looking good for him based on these tweets.

Wouldn't really be worth the rest of the league turning up. Would pretty much guarantee 50 goals just between themselves.

The very definition of 'Pardewed' this guy.

Sorry, what? This must be a mistake.

Liked his geeing up of the crowd after shepherding the ball out for a goal kick

And this is after a serious leg break, he was probably even quicker before.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35497832 Why has this insufferable prick started writing pathetic 'open letters' about football? There's so much cringe and things that are just plain wrong and stupid in here I don't know where to begin.

Got booed when he came on last night according to the BBC live updates.