bobbydazzla

In the world of football where the vast majority of your financial income and outgoings are openly revealed, to claim that revealing how many members you have paying £40 per membership, is commercially sensitive, is just ludicrous. There's fuck all commercial sensitivity in the grand scheme of things. They just don't want us to know because: 1) It'll be demoralising for match going fans to know the number of memberships they're competing with 2) And this is the main one I think. We can take an informed guess at how many might be touts given that the vast majority of match going Newcastle fans will be living in or around a city of only 300,000 people So for example, if they were to reveal that there's 200,000 members, then we know that there's an absolute fuckload of touts because our match going support outside of the region isn’t very significant

Addendum to Bobbydazzla's original review a) - when observed from on high, the lack of either noise or even noticeable physical movement from 50% of the East Stand is something to behold. We should sell Saga the naming rights. Am sure Daren Persson would pay for a few advertising boards round there too. b) - when observed from on high, the exodus of Pints On 35's is something to behold. Like lemmings rushing to jump off a cliff into a sea of shite fake spanish lager It was a warm night, under the lights, playing well against one of the giants of world football. And yet people still can't get animated, or resist the pull of El Carlingo

Compare to a gig. People will sing and get involved if they’re stood up, if they’re sat down they’ll sit and watch Stand to support and sit to spectate, in simple terms

Bobbydazzla’s Trip Advisor review of Leazes Safe Standing Used to have an ST up there 20 year ago and I can still dance up them stairs like a mountain goat on whizz Can also still see the action at the Gallowgate and I still don’t wear glasses. What they say about wanking and losing eyesight is lies boys Real mixed bag of supporters and given the amount of selfies happening I reckon there were a lot of 1st timers or infrequent visitors People stood all game (yay) people sang most of the game (yay). No real animosity with the away fans, all very friendly Couple of confused Asian Barca fans made it all the way up to the back row of the home section and then were ushered into the away end by security Conclusion - if people stand, even a rag tag bunch of supporters of all ages can make a half decent racket

Aye, seen it all. One lad ran on for a selfie and security headlocked him so his pal then ran on the pitch to try and rescue him and then they both ran back into the stands Both were allowed to go on their merry way, guess there’s little point in banning a Barcelona fan from SJP Looked like they came from the pitchside block of Barca fans and U19’s in the Milburn

He was mooching about on the pitch at the end, hugging Barca players Probably just asked to be subbed so he can keep himself fresh, big week for him this week, all the fit as fuck student poonani is back in town

What’s the point in us having the Osula song if Eddie never plays him ?

Life was easier when it was just moaning about Ciaran Clark getting sent off early doors against Norwich in a relegation 6 pointer It’s the hope of beating the best teams in the world in the Champions League that kills you

PARKLIFE !

The names may change, the charges may change, but my defence lawyer’s flame never dies

Just watched that Asprilla video and now I feel like I've hoovered a massive slug of columbian bugger dust I FEEL IT. I LIVE IT. I SNIFF IT.

Canny little wankstation you've got set up there like I've got similar, but with Cindy Beale and Pat Butcher

I'm pure chillsy me like I was born for nights like these

Paully slurping a lunchtime pint of minging fake Spanish beer, whilst showing off his black n white anal beads What a time to be alive

Would a manager who brought success to arch rivals Sporting be warmly welcomed by Benfica fans ? I don’t know enough about whether that sort of move has happened before and I can’t be arsed to look it up and go down that rabbit hole either

Heyyyyy Yoane Wissa Ooh aah I wanna knowwww If you’re Calum Wilson

Exactly Their refusal to communicate is more infuriating than the change in process And as an aside, the reason we have so many bots and touts is because they sell unlimited, unvetted memberships with tickets that can be transferred via email and the chickens have come home to roost

If your dogging pals colleague from school applied for 3 x tickets in the original ballot and then got one of the “next in line” emails that were sent out y’day, then that would explain it

Well that can’t possibly be right, because the email people received on Monday said they were next in line in the ballot. And the ballot is totally random isn’t it ? And the club wouldn’t lie about that would they ? And the club wouldn’t change a ticket buying process behind the scenes without telling anyone they were changing the ticket buying process, would they ? And the club don’t black ball people who email them to complain about ballots, so the black balled member enters 50 ballots and the only one they win is Bradford in the cup, would they ? Nothing to see here, move along now ladies and gentlemen, nothing to see here, move along now…

The box office don’t even know what’s going on and they’re the ones that run the fucking dogshit system and have decided to change the ticket buying rules without telling anyone So what chance of us punters got of trying to work out what’s happening

I'm angry that they're doing all this without telling anyone that they're doing it. If they'd bother their arses to communicate with members at least we'd know where we stood There was ST resales popping up last night, so people who weren't in the 2nd group and had been F5ing for ages in the hope of a ticket, they've missed out on those despite putting them in their baskets I got an ST resale on the afternoon of the PSG game, so there's always a chance. But there's zero chance if they've blocked your account

We're just not in the 2nd group So we can't see the 700 available seats that someone in the 2nd group can see right now. And I also think we now can't see any ST resales that come up But last night we could see ST resales and if you got one in a basket you couldn't buy it As a test, put one of the £800 hospitality tickets in your basket as they're always visible, you'll see that a message pops up to say you're not eligible to buy a ticket