bobbydazzla

Yesterday’s capitulation was a negative and right now I need two positives, one to cancel out the negative and another one so I can have a positive.

I’m not sure like Seeing that xG wankfest was worse than when I got home early from cricket practice and walked in on my nana and granda watching one of my Jenna Jameson DVD’s

Fuck me I’ve died and gone to xG hell

Can’t decide what’s worse Another agonising injury time defeat and Tino probably exploding his knee Or the lingering stench of them loaded chips that people sit and munch in their seats when the game’s on

Sir Edward of Howe could line them up in a daffodil formation and make them all play with their shoe laces tied together and shorts on back to front and I wouldn’t question why he’d done it

Cos all of Frogs stars are fading away It’s hard not to worry They’re all overpaid They miss penalties And lose every game Stop crying you tart now

As Rita Mae Brown so eloquently wrote: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results” Although for Amorim, I think we need to go with: “Side splitting, thigh slapping, ROFL’ing hilarity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”

I for one, will be devastated when they sack him

You’ve answered your own question in your answer Did the team create many goal scoring chances ? Discuss amongst yourselves like normal people who have experienced copulation at some point in your lives It doesn’t need some Lawrence Logic piping up with “I think you’ll find if you look at the xG stats that they created 3.8 high quality chances but didn’t actually manage to project the sphere with a circumference of 68 to 70 centimeters and a weight between 410 and 450 grams when fully inflated to 0.6–1.1 bar into the taut yet flexible mesh structure, typically made of high-tenacity polypropylene or polyethylene fibers, woven into a hexagonal or square pattern”

I BEG YOUR PARDON

All xG tells you is if the person quoting it has an active sex life or not

Saying it’s legal is no defence, smoking is legal and it’s both highly addictive and devastating to the smokers health. Similar applies to alcohol. For me gambling is a vice that’s been allowed to spread like an out of control wildfire. It’s addictive, it’s socially acceptable, it’s highly promoted and the marketing is impossible to avoid. And for those with a gambling problem there’s no physical warning signs that allow people to spot that someone is an abuser or an addict. Because of gambling apps on phones it’s probably the most accessible and easiest to hide of all of the common addictions.

You on about me or Martin O’Neill ?

Can I just shock you, I like Martin O’Neill

Would give me great pleasure to stick it up the Arse on a Sunday afternoon

Barca were making noises about taking their kit “in house”, then Nike got the heebie jeebies and offered them a fuckload of cash not to do it

We’ll have a fucking massive stadium raking in a fucking fortune compared to SJP FUCK PSR

It’s just a plain fucking yellow square with a plain fucking logo in it Its about as offensive as a cheese and pickle sandwich H8rz gonna h8

These days that’s called doing a Chelsea When you’re so completely exempt from ever facing any PSR punishment that you can sell a hotel to yourself and you don’t even need to bother with a shirt sponsor

I want to build a holiday house I expect it'll cost £500,000 When the house is built, it'll generate money because people will pay to go there. My other smaller, older, less attractive holiday house in the area is fully booked all year round and has been for years I'm sitting on a fuckload of savings, some is invested and some is cash in the bank. There's enough to pay for building a £500,000 house outright But I'm not ploughing a huge chunk of my savings into the house build Mortgage rates are relatively low and I'll be able to get a mortgage easily I'll put some cash from savings into the house. I'll borrow some money from the bank at a good rate. I'll continue to invest some of my savings. I'll keep some savings available as cash for liquidity purposes When the house is built I'll get income from the visitors and I can use that plus profit from my investments and my savings to pay off the mortgage It's not rocket science lads and lasses

bUt eVeRyOnE SaYs PiF aRen’T IntEreStEd iN pUtTiNg mONeY iNtO NUfC anYmoRe

What have vegetable growing patches in London got to do with NUFC ?