bobbydazzla

The pathetic selection of drinks and snacks will be on loan from that Tesco next to the Sandman hotel, not enough money available to buy them

Change the thread title to STEVE CUNT

Wouldn’t piss on the cunt if he was on fire

Cunt. Always has been, always will be.

Because their only possible alternative is to be dragged around Primark by their wives, who they hate, apparently

The fact that the premier league believe NUFC is in safer hands being owned by a massive cunt who refuses to make the club competitive rather than a sovereign wealth fund who want to spend a fortune to make the club competitive says all you need to know about how corrupt the premier league are

So is there spunk on my cornflakes or what ?

If these 962 pages were obliterated from history then nothing of any importance would have been lost. 962 pages of stagnant, festering shite.

Got Flannels painted on the side of his chopper, should say Cunt instead.

I really want to go on a massive Flight Radar binge. But I've got loads of work to do. I can't just sit and stare at little plane icons for the next 48 hours. But the temptation to do it is raging inside me. It's more addictive than skag.

Please don’t give that horrible little rat and his cretinous club their own thread.

I absolutely fucking hate Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

I absolutely fucking hate Manchester United.

Am 87% certain I saw Michael Carrick on Longsands this morning

Cunty club

908 pages of nowt. Shan.

Get in Villarreal. Can’t stand Man Utd, even if they were playing the Jimmy Savile Celebrity Nonce XI I’d still want them to lose. Sorry Froggy, you seem like a canny lad but I despise your club.

The fevered excitement as soccer fans all over Asia and America gather round the telly to watch Manchester Red Devils vs Inter Milan Gladiators for the 15th time this season, both teams battling to avoid the inconsequential shame of finishing 12th

That's the equivalent of walking into a primary school assembly and announcing: Santa is dead in the water. The ongoing issues is between your parents and your presents and that's it. Not what you kids want to hear, but there it is.

Got to question why someone chooses the username Judge Holden, when it’s a fictional character who nonces and kills kids

Paedofile

It's on track for Riyadh at the moment

The Nu Monkey. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.