bobbydazzla

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What have vegetable growing patches in London got to do with NUFC ?

Aye, like always going to Coldplay gigs to complain about Chris Martin wearing shit shoes when the reality is that his shoes aren't the problem, I'm just no longer able to muster any positivity about Coldplay and haven't felt positively about Coldplay since after Parachutes but I can't face the cold hard truth and admit it And I've been watching Coldplay since they played tiny shows, so woe betide anyone who suggests maybe it’d be better to let someone else have my seat and I could do something better with my time

I love pissing and moaning, some of my best hours of the day are spent ranting about shit that I hate. Like Coldplay and Michael McIntyre and Sketchers I liked Coldplay's first album but they've been fucking shit since then, in my opinion But I wouldn't pay money to go and watch every Coldplay show just to sit and piss and moan about how all of their tunes since Parachutes have been shit Or go on a Coldplay forum to piss and moan about what a pretentious twat Chris Martin is and how I wish they'd signed Dave Grohl to be their singer instead Judge Ramsey once he's in the side. Judge his fitness record when his injury wasn't a result of getting clattered Don't piss and moan before the lads even been given a chance

It's not just this forum, there's plenty of people like that in the ground who are at every home game but attend just to do nothing but piss and moan about players, management and tactics for a couple of hours Relentlessly negative told you so whinging arseholes

Howay man Stiffy, that wouldn’t happen. Check yasel before ya wreck yasel. It’s only a few seasons since we last had paper tickets and it was absolutely fine then In fact it was much quicker to get into the ground than since we got the digital tickets

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I know most of you lads and lasses have been on tenterhooks wondering what the latest developments are in Bobby Dazzla's quest for tickets against the Evil Ballot Overlords of NUFC Well it's another 2 x ballot failures this week Taking my running total to 30 failures in 31 applications since Aug 2024. And the win was Bradford, a low demand game I couldn't even go to

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ITS HAPPENED AGAIN TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ITS HAPPENED AGAIN want that ringing round the stadium at tinnitus inducing decibels as we go 4 up after 5 mins

Aye, in me scratcher

Big Willy Style

He might be a great player, but he's also ballbag and a twatsman He's been at LFC for a couple of months and already Slot is calling him out publicly for acting like a dick Sometimes a club will need to be mindful of character over ability, particularly if you have a small tight knit squad like we do

Has to despise xG, Coldplay, Michael McIntyre and Sketchers Anything else can be moulded to fit

I05,000 people in the Benfica ballot queue and 661 tickets already listed for sale on Seatpick Glad to see the NUFC anti-bot touting clampdown is going as well as one would expect

Aye, it's not going to form the basis of an academic research paper on Statistics and Probability in the Age of Ballot Software Algorithms But if the usual N-O suspects who always get general sale tickets, also get really low ballot success %'s vs people who only ever get tickets in the ballot, then it's food for thought innit Or there might be absolutely no correlation and I'm just paranoid

That's exactly why I'm curious about comparing ballot success rates for people who are / aren't consistently getting general sale tickets Maybe the club feels it's fairer if the software is programmed to deprioritise the ballot for members who are always successful in the 10am sales

Don't imagine it's that difficult, quick bit of Googling shows that ticket balloting software usually has prioritisation or weighted randomness capabilities

What about last season ? I'm curious as to whether people who consistently get general sale / resale tickets are also getting lower than average ballot success

For this season and last, if you don't get a ticket in the ballot, do you still get a ticket through general sale / resale ?

Season 23/24 with no member general sale meant ballot success was higher But it was either ballot success or Which was worse than what we have now, in my opinion. If you take the bots and touts out of the equation obvz.

I'm going to sign up to a Mags membership with the name Touty McCuntface Worth the £40 just to see if they even notice

Because I'm a nerd locked in a guerrilla war with NUFC ticketing I went back and looked at all of my ballot entries and results since we switched to the current system at the start of last season. I apply for 1 x standard ticket. IT'S TRAGIC. If I wasn't clued up on how to get general sale and ST resale tickets then I wouldn't have attended a game in 13 months.

BBC running with another investigative article about how endemic Premier League ticket abuse is. Think it's the 3rd article in a week. Brighton actually invited the BBC in to see how they're trying to tackle ticketing abuse. Employing specialist people, utilising AI tech etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c98en3pzrw5o

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