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Nazi’s goose-stepping their way to a Michael McIntryre stand up show whilst wearing Sketchers and the entire scene is soundtracked by Coldplay

Howe

Catts for me like

Be like dumping your lass and getting together with her younger sister They dress the same, sound the same and look very similar but the younger sister lives next door to your lass and has bigger boobs Doesn’t appeal to me, but each to their own

There’s lots of Dion to love Sir Alex Ferguson was left in awe by ex-Man Utd star’s ‘magnificent’ penis Sir Alex Ferguson said: "Big? It isn't big. It's magnificent! I've seen some whoppers in my time, but Dion's is something else”

He wouldn’t even be starting for us if he was still with us

I’m of the opinion that playing without the elevated expectations that are inevitably placed on a talented hometown lad has benefitted Anderson He’s thrived away from NUFC and it never really clicked for him when playing for us He seems to be much better when not under the additional pressure of being a potential local hero

Leazers Terrace fucks that plan

Aye, Sid The Sexist might be representative of most of the blokes on Tyneside and he makes us chortle but he’s not signing massive global sponsorship deals for millions of billions of quids is he

Up yer cunt

Someone speaking in cliches and dripping with cheese is rarely going to land well on Tyneside, no matter what their profession If a happy American brimming with positivity tells me to “have a nice day” my natural inclination is to reply “fuck off man, I’m quite happy having a cynical scowling day thanks” And I think I speak for everyone on Tyneside

I speculated somewhere else on here that for some players who join the way we play and train coupled with our thin squad will make them want to go somewhere else after a season or two They’re given an intense amount of work to do and the likes of Isak and Gordon haven’t got the stamina to play like that for more than 60 mins and we haven’t got the luxury of a big squad where players can get a rest

TL:DR Bruce is a cunt

And even at match fit he’s smoked at 60 mins The cunt

“your Mrs” Tell me you’re a gym instructor without telling you’re a gym instructor

I like the way he held the mug in his hand when he met everyone because he’s just a normal bloke who drinks out of a normal mug because that’s what normal blokes do

wait till you see what the internet can do

That’s an Alan Bennett quote isn’t it

Hoppy said, ‘If PIF try and come here and interfere, they’ve got me to contend with, okay? You can go and fiddle with Eddie’s people, but I’m the head of this family. You’re not going to fiddle with my children. I am, if anyone does.'

Robson Green playing David Hopkinson in NUFC:The Movie

If one of your lasses mates who’s been cheated on is a 40 year old scorcher, then DM me asap

The Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome It is already decided

There’s places within 10 minutes walk of Lords where you could by crack or skag easier than a pint of milk That’s the beauty of London