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Perch on Tynemouth beach this morning. With his kid, lass and dog.

Just seen him on Tynemouth beach. His puppy licked my little girls face. Was going to make a joke about perch being a freshwater fish, but thought I'd look like an even bigger twat than I already did as I stood using a big bit of seaweed to brush up imaginary rubbish from the sand.

Ha ha ha ! Taggart will be going ballistic. Strawberry nosed old twat ! Get in !

Drove behind Shearer for quite a long section of the A69 today and it really hit home when I thought about the fact that he'll be doing that trip again soon to go to Speedo's funeral.

I watched the Man U match at my pals house again but Tiote wasn't knocking about this time. And there was a Renault Clio on his drive instead of the Bentley / Bimma. Away in London looking for a new house maybe ?

How can the Swansea game go on. How can someone like Shay go out there and play knowing one of his best pals has just died. Call it off man.

why ? It doesn't matter what their full time jobs are, they're all part time lino's. If he worked as an accountant would it have made the press ?

As much as I despise Taggart and applaud the linesman for such an excellent penalty decision, his military career means fuck all when it comes to running the line and the press playing up on it is pretty fucking shit.

Stayed in Manchester last year on a day they were playing. Hotel was full of football tourists. Morning after the game I seen a middle aged Irish bloke in reception decked out in: Man U cap Man U shirt Man U tracksuit Man U holdall Man U carrier bag from club shop What a fucking tit he looked.

Have deleted the other thread. I've deleted the other thread. Remembered that the discussion about the Happy Chip selling drugs was in this thread so added the comment here instead.

Looks like we can forget about having The Happy Chip as our shirt sponsor next season.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15889349

History would suggest that you'll be getting fucked up the arse today then.

Mixed feelings about this one. I hate Man U as much as I hate the makems and the thought of them hammering us again does my napper in. Taggart is a fucking cock, the team are all arseholes, the majority of their fans are cunts. But even with a fully fit squad we'd have to be at the absolute peak of our game to get anything at Old Trafford. So I'd rather give it a good go with the players who are fully fit and those who are doubtful are rested and fit again for games where we have a decent chance of picking up points e.g. Chelsea next week. Lose the battle, win the war etc etc.

It was the kitchen, not the front room.

Boca Juniors. Flamengo. Went to watch them both play when I was in South America. Boca v River was ace.

That's not his current house. He just moved into a new house in Jesmond 6 weeks ago. Why were his cars parked outside the Lindisfarne Close gaff a couple of weeks back? He just moved into Lindisfarne Close 6 weeks or so ago. He lives next door to my mate. As discussed earlier in the thread, Tiote came round to watch the match with us y'day, he was also getting his new satellite system fitted y'day afternoon.

That's not his current house. He just moved into a new house in Jesmond 6 weeks ago.

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He was very quiet, but to be fair he walked into a kitchen full of lads who'd been drinking all afternoon and were shouting at the telly in thick geordie accents. He supped his water, watched the match and then did one at half time cos the bloke was coming to fit his new satellite telly system.

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Lives next door to my pal and came round to watch the first half with us today. Says he's playing next week.

You posted that like it's not usual Just a normal trip to the Happy Chip..... 2 small cod, 1 large chips, mushy peas, some scraps, 2 cans of Tizer, a bottle of poppers, 2 legal e's, a tube of KY jelly and a massive black dildo please. And can I have plenty of salt and vinegar on the chips.

Happy Chip used to sell pills over the counter. Bloke used to be like "psssst, pssssst, you want some e's...." then flog you a couple. Turned out they were actually those "legal e's" you can buy in bong shops and places like that, usually some chemical variation of MDMA that was pretty shit. He just took them out of the packet before he sold them so they seemed like they were illegal. They also had massive black dildo's on the shelf behind the counter.

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