bobbydazzla

Thousands of twitching ringpieces in the living rooms of Hertfordshire right now

Would love to know how much glue you’d have to huff to think a game at Old Trafford where Man Utd are winning would be abandoned

Ooooooh, things you love to see… The cabbage patch kid getting an early bath

Why have VAR ?

Aye. But the question was, how does a chip in an Adidas ball help with automated offsides

Adidas' contribution to semi-automated offside technology (SAOT) involves its connected ball technology, which uses an inertial measurement unit (IMU) sensor within the ball to track its precise position and movement. This data, combined with optical player tracking from stadium cameras and AI, automatically flags offside alerts to VAR officials, helping them make faster, more accurate decisions

That VAR decision man

Never a sending off that like Keeper hardly touched him

Not playing for Liverpool

You can want a new stadium without wanting it to be full of kernts The two things aren’t like co-joined twins ya knaa

Bosnich played for Chelsea when he got busted and banned for being on the bugger dust, he was railing 6 bags a day at one point

An outfield player wearing lycra leg warmers. In September. FUCK MODERN FOOTBALL

Everytime he says “Fletch” I want to smash my own lugs in with a house brick

Aye, I stayed awake for 72 hours sat in front of my computer hitting F5 non-stop and when I finally did land a ticket I felt a surge of emotion that I hadn’t experienced since I heard On A Ragga Tip at Wentworth Leisure Centre roller disco whilst on my first cowie But the makems know the real truth, Mag tickets are easy to come by, no one wants to watch us play Barca in the Champions League under the lights

Bloke I know started a company that created the software that powers a lot of the online gambling casinos & games He’s got millions of billions and his main residence is on an exclusive island in the Bahamas You do the math To be fair to him he also gives a fuckload of massive charity donations and does fundraising for disadvantaged communities in both the UK and overseas

Dude, it wasn’t the opening salvo of a Ready To Go-esque catchment area discussion No-one gives a shite about that sort of yokel nonsense apart from the hillbillies down the road, don’t lower yourself to indulging in one of their special interest topics All I was saying was that we have a small city as our main urban conurbation and not much in the way of out of region match going support So if we have hundreds of thousands of members, given the demographics of our fan base, many of those memberships won’t be real people

It’s the Clarky Cat that’s the worst of the drugs. Street dealers won’t even sell it to you

Some fuckwit makem claiming we couldn’t sell out the Barca game, lowest attendance of the season for us That’s a rib tickler

Even for those of us who can get online at 10am and have never previously struggled to get a ticket that way, the Barca and Arsenal games this season have been a completely different kettle of fish with thousands of tickets getting hoovered up in a few minutes by the memberships who have the first few hundred queue places It can’t be genuine members because the maths just don’t add up Never seen anything like it before

Pressing F5 for days on end and engineering a decent queue position at 10am on a Monday are the new versions of spending the night outside the ground How times have changed

Unlimited, unvetted memberships really is at the heart of our touting problems like. Combine that with the tech that’s available and you can see why a normal punter has very little chance of a ticket unless they get lucky in the ballot.

And gambling is a crippling addiction Would we be lol’ing if the local skag dealer was putting out bantz on Insta ?

it was just to illustrate the point that we have a small population even in our most densely populated catchment area and we have a very localised support base

Harvey Barnestaff