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Hope the scousers step up through the gears and score a gazillion against these twats. Fucking despise Man Utd.

If you mean Low then I thought he liked to fingerblast his arse crack then sniff his digits

Interesting that his missus is from Kiev and it’s implied Fonzy’s based there, us geeks in the Planespotter thread got a twinge in our y-fronts watching a private jet fly into Newcastle from Ukraine via Italy y’day.

An excellent post and sums up the situation perfectly. And I also applaud the use of galoot.

Love that quote

Whatever next. Emergency Premier League rule that says any club who plays in black & white stripes isn't allowed to change its manager.

Someone sat near me said they knew him when he used to be a medical student at Newcastle Uni, he was a very big lad so easy to recognise I guess.

Same here. Based on what I saw he’s absolutely shite. First touch is shocking.

That masterpiece on a flag that filled the entire Gallowgate would be a sight to behold

If our new owners see that daft cunt Bruce as a credible mid-term manager then we might as well just burn the club down to the ground because it would be irrefutable proof that NUFC has been cursed by Beelzebub.

Spending £16m and it “not being a problem” is going to be a very strange feeling

The Saudi's are building the entire Neom city from scratch and spending $500bn on it The Reuben's are highly successful property developers Expanding / relocating a football stadium would be a piece of piss for the new owners

FTFY

The simple things that the cancerous cunt Ashley wasn't willing to do. Pride. Ambition. Engagement. Investment.

Check out his new album, there's a song called Friday 3pm

14 years ago - had a season ticket, plenty of away games, never missed a match on the telly, lived and breathed NUFC 2 days ago - on a self imposed boycott of the Ashley regime, 9 years without going to any games, never watched a match on the telly in years, totally disengaged with NUFC. Stayed on here for the Chat forum. 1 day ago - overwhelming emotion Today - BACK IN THE FUCKING MIX

This, 100%. Proper canny local lad with massive talent, pride in the region and a social conscience. The antithesis to the soulless throwaway autotuned shite that normally stinks out the charts. New album out today, he's looking good for being No 1 next week, which will be mint.

I live round the corner from Cleveland Road and my middle name is James, so technically you were close

I don’t and I’m not

Aye, lives near to me

Sam was round mine before he went to the ground, we were both proper buzzing

Same scenario for me. 9 years ago I said I’d never go back to a match whilst that cunt Ashley owned the club. Since then I’ve drifted further and further away each year and the hollow shell of NUFC stopped being of any interest. Today my exile is over. Today I’m BUZZING. Better than cowies this feeling.

I am on the verge of unleashing a huge torrent of spunk that could well flood the majority of North Tyneside

He’ll be getting a payoff that would be like a life changing lottery win for your average NUFC fan The cunt will be delighted, it’s literally money for nothing

Imagine making it as a professional top flight footballer but then having to sit in a dressing room taking instructions from that obese putty faced clueless cunt