bobbydazzla

Psssst, Lovejoy, wanna hear some NUFC gossip…

Anyone know if Bentancur can play against us ?

HMS Piss The Leyg sunk by Cannon

Spurs gonna Spurs And Bournemouth Fulham now all square which made my willy tingle

How come Guardiola seems to be pals with the loads of Leicester players and staff? Or is he just buzzing with a double drop strength boost of serotonin after his first win in a month ?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again xG is for blokes who always go home alone after a night out and have a tug in their bedroom at their mams house whilst consoling themselves by thinking of all the lasses they believe they could have shagged

When did kicking a ball into a net become algebra ?

An adblocker fixed the Chronicle for me Reading the comments section is like being a fly on the wall of a lunatic asylum, but without adverts

He’s taken over management of a squad that was signed for millions of billions and is paid billions They’ve won 2 trophies in last 2 seasons They’re also exempt from PSR rules So he crouches on the touchline with a face like a slapped arse and says it’ll take him ages to fix them because the players are shite Bad workman blaming his tools methinks

For a man who’s under no pressure Amorim has the look of a man under massive pressure

PSR doesn’t apply to Man Utd

@Froggy

Keeps playing like that and we’ll flog him to Chelsea for millions of billions

Got ketamine vibes watching that like

All clubs are equal, but some clubs are more equal than others The quote is a commentary on the hypocrisy of claiming to treat all equally, but instead giving power and privileges to a small elite. The phrase is an example of a paradox, as equality means that everyone is on the same level, and it's not possible for someone to be "more equal" than someone else Sound familiar ?

These are the upwards of £150,000 a week wastrels I was thinking of, all paid above the NUFC salary ceiling Think this little collection of turds add up to around £1,500,000 per week in wages ? Casemiro Rashford Mount Antony Maguire Shaw And Sancho is the cherry on the top. You’re paying him about £100,000ish a week to play for Chelsea

They’re paying Moet & Chandon transfer fees and wages for Frosty Jacks players And Brexit Jim thinks he can sort it out by refusing to pay a steward a £50 bonus The daft cunt

They’d find a way to block ours for anti-competitive reasons, but approve everyone else’s. Never forget the fundamental principle of the PL rules: All clubs are equal, but some are more equal than others