bobbydazzla

Are Carragher and Neville the only two highly partisan ex-players who Sky allow to commentate on their own teams? Its a fucking awful state of affairs and one of the reasons I watch all matches with sound off

Be chefs kiss if Spurs have blown their beans in the first 50 seconds and then Southampton go on to win 8-1

They need those absolutely fucking massive flishy flashy LED’s to distract from the dirge on the pitch

That Man Utd manager looks sick of his life

Where I often go in Gallowgate East Corner there’s a group of lads, late teens and early 20’s I’d guess, who stand in a group together and all know each other They all sing and can be a bit daft, but come across like nice kids who are just passionate about supporting Newcastle and having a laugh with their pals at the match Feels like they’re a relic from a bygone era

You’ve got some set of pipes on you pal ! I was stood right beside you, usually I’m in that general area but a couple of rows lower down

Because the alternative is being dragged round the shops by their lass, culminating in being forced to sit outside the changing rooms at Marksies for 90 mins whilst she tries on a billion outfits ? So sitting grumbling at the match is marginally preferential

That’s the gadgie

Nah, must be a different bloke Was in the middle block right up near the back row

TL;DR = Cartel are cunts

Think a few in the Gallowgate might have joined in with Blaydon Races during 2nd half, but it was sung at makina MC speed and only lasted a nanosecond

From where I was stood in GEC it looked like Bruno wasn’t sure whether to pass it to Burn or Trippier and then the three of them quickly decided on Burn

We were probably near each other, bloke stood next to me had a voice like a foghorn and never stopped singing / starting chants The Strawberry Corner renditions of Gallowgate Giz A Song were met with deafening silence from the Gallowgate Was thinking y’day how much better it is in grounds when the most vocal home fans are near the away fans, as both sides can trade insults, chants & songs From most of our noisy section you can’t even see or hear the away fans, they might as well not be in the ground

Impossible, 100% Massive Lads Fans territory that marra

We’re not using wheelie bins for ice baths

Wew, deeks at Adrian Mole here You fingerblasted Pandora yet or what ?

And if mumsy & pappa want to either loan their rich kids loads of money, or take out huge debts to upgrade the already world class Scalextric sets then it’s absolutely fine But under no circumstances must money won at bingo by Nanna’s be allowed to fund Scalextric upgrades

A chance of good news for Pope and his leg will only be amputated below the knee rather than at the hip

If you look at the plans for the expanded stand at Man City, the seats aren't for punters to sit in, they're just tens of thousands of seat shaped LED's to broadcast massive adverts They've also proposed removing the hybrid grass from their pitch and replacing it with a giant LED advert Allegedly.

Pope unavailable over Xmas, again We should sign a keeper called Barbeque then he’d only ever be injured in the summer

6 rich kids on the street had class Scalextric sets, loads of track and rapid cars We were poor, had a tiny knackered Scalextric with fuck all track and a couple of shit cars Our nanna won the bingo on Xmas eve and on Xmas day gave us loads of her winnings as a present Worried that we upgrade our Scalextric to make it better than theirs, the 6 rich kids in the street close down the Scalextric shop, force Nanna to take her money off us and get local bizzies to make buying new Scalextric illegal And they’d managed to do all that before the Eastenders Xmas Day special was on telly