bobbydazzla

Should build a new stadium but also leave the current SJP in situ so middle aged blokes can go up there and sit in silence or grumble to themselves whilst avoiding the distress of going shopping with the wife. Let them carry on doing the same thing they’ve been doing for the last 20 years but without a football match spoiling their me time

They should do a fastest dancer competition on stage at Stack tonight and the punter that wins gets to decide where the new stadium gets built

Shola was talking through the plans whilst cycling and eating an apple

First thing we should do IF going back in for Guehi is tell that gobshite spiv fuckwit Parish to shut his cakehole

Adopts David Attenborough voice: And here we have a lesser spotted Callum Wilson, Latin name Strikerus Crockerus, in his natural habitat, a private Hospital, making his way from treatment table, to sofa and back again, a well trodden path for this species

Worth clarifying that if you’re getting a season ticket transferred to you rather than buying one in a resale, you don’t need to be a paid up member Just having a supporter account will do the trick

What did you expect wearing a gravy stained mag shirt when Norfolk is a heartland for Massive Lads Fans Well known that the Parsnip Farmer Casuals used to travel up to Roker Park in combine harvesters and battered the mag scruffs with pitch forks in the battle of Nissan Staff Car Park The PFC also refused to sell parsnips to Saudi after they bought the mags, cannit buy a parsnip anywhere in Jeddah marra

Don’t sweat it dude North Shields is Tyneside and Tyneside means Geordie Them daft cunts on RTG have barely got a brain cell between them, no point getting worked up about the insane ramblings of some dimwitted lunatics

The Wheatsheaf in Monkwearmouth when Gordon’s shot hits the net

It’s where I get all my football hipster snides from

Found a hair in my soup, waiter was a mag Stood in a dog turd, the mutt was a mag Train was delayed, driver was a mag Got a parking fine, checky was a mag Seagull shat on me, bird was a mag Got knob rot off a brass, hooker was a mag

They'll go out of their teeny tiny minds when Sam walks on stage to this for every show of the new tour

The faux outrage from those RTG dunces is hilarious. There’s even vids of Sam meeting Shearer ages before the takeover but apparently that means nowt This one properly tickled me. Poor Johnny Blue Hat, the quietest lad in rock n roll but RTG have him in their sights

Did plenty of white stripes when I was in South America

I’ve got a few Boca & Flamengo shirts, the 23/24 Flamengo one gets some lusty looks from passers by if I’m mooching out of doors in it Although I’ve been to watch both Flamengo & Boca, so whilst I’m not a proper fan of either, I do have some minor justification for my hipsterism

Do it Got more Boca tops than Newcastle shirts me Football hipster 4 life

Wouldn’t sell my house if there was a huge legal battle underway that might mean stamp duty rules were scrapped. Wait and see what happens, then act

Notts Cunty 1981 vibez innit

Sticks in the craw nasty when it’s there in black & white So NUFC had a stated aim of not competing and was massively underinvested with an owner giving away sponsorship for nowt in an Associated Party Transaction. We get new owners and suddenly an emergency financial ripcord is pulled by the cartel because PIF’s ability to improve NUFC is “anti-competitive” FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS

gets a rendition in Strawberry Corner most weeks