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Fuck yeah Joelinton.

This is a snooze fest.

Too much Ashley pessimism in here man. I now expect us to win every match (except for a few) and I get to be honestly gutted if we don’t now, instead of just expecting the worst always. 0-2. End of. We’ll be tied 2nd or 3rd based on GD by tomorrow afternoon. In Howe we trust dudes!!

If we continue to do well it’s literally the definition of sports washing. Of course they’ll sign off on it.

We’re going to stomp these tomorrow. It’s the new era.

Really wish everyone would stop quoting him so I don’t have to see his absolute dog shit opinions on things.

Jesus what a terrible “save” by the Dortmund keeper. So awkward and can’t believe he didn’t go after it.

You don’t love hearing Derek Rae commentating?

100 days.

Sure hope so. I hope we can just get on with our business out of the spotlight. A “wtf Newcastle won 0-5” type of energy.

I see faces and hear dudes with marbles in their mouth talking absolute gibberish, wtf.

I mean he’s literally the Lebron James of soccer.

Of course not. Anderson to put two by them himself.

Not wrong.

Weren’t like 7 of their starting 11 on loan or something crazy like that?!

That would be an insane end to the window.

Pope Trippier Schar Botman Targett Bruno Paqueta Joelinton Almiron Wilson ASM

€39m is insane. Get it done Danny boy.

Nah. Gutted for the dude.

Six in the bank.

As if. That’s a long trip from London to cancel so last minute.

Man I tried to live in a world where this Beth person didn’t exist but so many of y’all keep quoting them (which makes them happier than a pig in shit). If y’all stop engaging they’ll fuck off.

Glad this happened now rather than in three weeks. Gives us a chance to splash the cash.

Absolutely. It’s going to be a ridiculous watch this season.