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The Spanish commentators love Bruno.

Spanish commentators giving Almiron shit for the dive.

fucking hell Incredible stuff.

Totally agreed. Howay the lads!

Good agent, tbf.

Y’all keep skirting around it. Opposition, yeah. Rivalry, yeah. Scoreline, yeah. It’s about booze, in the end. When the match has the perfect cauldron, and the right time of day, the atmosphere has very much felt electric from a distance.

You’re a pretty good poster man but this is a mare. The DoF may have the smallest say but this comes from way, way above. They found their man and wanted him here. And he’s here. So stoked.

8:25am EST on ESPN+ for the American boys.

amazing

More legendary Pope footwork in that one.

Should be more of that during preseason if you ask me.

Also, from The Athletic:

Bruno Joelinton Diaby Paqueta ASM Wilson

"The message coming out of the club is that, with Dubravka missing 37 of the last 76 league matches due to serious foot injuries" Jesus, I didn't realize he missed that many matches. Like I know he is pretty injury prone but that's a wild stat. I realize that Dubs wants to be #1 somewhere but he might be astute and extend his career by some distance by being the #2 here.

Had this thought too.

Had me stitches that.

Omg he was literally in the bushes. And the video of him signing a shirt. Priceless. Gotta give the lad credit.

Also Adam P and his “didn’t have a full view of the pitch” what a fucking weirdo. Bet he was on someone’s roof with binoculars.

Big Joe with the appropriate length of shorts there.

Think this is a great move for Chelsea to be honest.

I’m chill because I know wor Eddie has a plan and the players brought in fit into that plan. So fucking stoked for the future.

This 100%

Not even hiding it now.

I mean it depends where you’re at. Fucking 80 in Wyoming. I was mostly commenting on getting a ticket for going 6 over. That seems like a really low threshold.