PauloGeordio

Any word on “glistening thighs?”

Yeah didn’t we used to get a Saudia Twatter post as well?

Thought it was my C&O pie, chips and beans from last night but you could be right Rich!

Hope he takes the No1 spot.

Hair crime!

It’s not even hidden.

“Desperately trying to craft an identity for himself as a philosopher, it’s so inauthentic and awkward to watch. The Jose Mourniho of Tim Sherwoods, frauds always get weeded out”

Jacob Murphy on captaining the side against Chelsea: “I had a huge grin on my face this morning when the gaffer told me, I had a bit of banter with Burny telling him I’m Captain now and he needs to listen. It’s a lovely moment and what a journey it’s been, I lead the men out to war”

He’s a fan, he loves us. His Dad will kill him if he leaves

None.

Shocking keeping.

“Chelsea just opened up like the Red Sea, they just parted”

This is the player my work m8 (Villa fan) said we are getting if he can stay fit. Good to see him getting comfortable and confident in our set up.

He’s a charlatan. I hope he stays with Chewsee for some time. A wordsmith that believes his own bullshit.

Great to see. So comfortable with the ball at his feet. Takes the pressure off the defenders.

They feel comfortable with him behind. No fear of passing to him. He always finds an out.

He’ll be gone before too long.