McCormick

He’s a rich man’s Longstaff. All of the running and graft but with the bonuses of leadership, elite passing and vision (not to mention the set-pieces). He’d fit in like a glove; we’ve got enough athleticism with Willock and Joelinton, we need more quality on the ball and chance creation imo.

He’s well worth 40m imo. Not just a dead-ball specialist either.

Was surprised he wasn’t linked more. Would be perfect for us.

Harsh not to mention Trippier. Such a clever and technically savvy player; probably one of the best touches in the league as well imo.

Don’t think he’s the answer but he’s definitely not as bad as people are making out.

Of course it won’t be. I mean what’s in it for us (as a club) if we’re basically airing out our own dirty laundry? Im sure Staveley Co. would be ecstatic with bringing those non-footballing issues into focus and biting the hand that feeds us/them. The documentary makers will attempt to show some journalistic integrity but it’ll just be a bunch of prepared answers for known questions.

They’ll be a threat to us next season, unfortunately.

Ref is shocking. Absolute waster.

Disallowed. Corrupt bullshit.

Oh fuck off man.

Wtf. Ref checking the screen for what??

Offside? Fuck off??

Andersonnnnn!

Injury to Maxi?

Finish!! (Nah he’s Swedish, etc.)

we’re not scoring today.

Ffs. Fuck. Not gonna win this now.

Gotta make this pressure count. Ref’s outrageously shit.

Wow ref. Fuck me.

Christ. Unlucky!

Such a dick. “Well done, he’s 9 years old”.

He’s not very good imo. Very poor technically and would be overpriced.

Anyone wanting to not experience joy after a win should tune into bein sports where Ruud G and the usual wankers (great band name, incidentally) are talking about how shit Newcastle are.

Dominant half but these lot look capable of getting back into it. Isak and Maxi (among others) look hungry.