McCormick

Poor Willock, man.

Um ref?

Guy’s 6ft 8 apparently ?

Liking the energy throughout the team here.

That’s amazing.

He’s an absolute unit, definitely good enough for a team with CL aspirations. I’d say Guehi is more of a sure thing, and I’d rate him higher but I wouldn’t be massively disappointed if we ended up with Simikan. The link is pretty tenuous though so it’s a bit silly hailing him as the saviour of our window just now.

Think it’s more to do with the fact that there’s 3 days left of the window and Guehi’s club aren’t playing ball. Prefer Guehi personally (for all the reasons you’ve mentioned) but Simakan is no slouch.

Simakan is quality tbf.

Sorry to hear that.

Lotta ifs flying about. 3 days to go, lads let’s just tie something down.

“Sideways move” is wild .

It’ll be disappointing for sure but who’s heads would you want to roll exactly?

Sick of Crystal Parish now, like. God/Dave, if you’re reading this; cancel that whole “ending world hunger” wish, I’ve changed my mind. Send Palace and that smug twat down to the Championship please. And give him a micropenis.

Read the article, lads. Says we’re confident on Guehi but no funds for an rw; which I think we all assumed to be the case anyway.

Think we all knew a winger wasn’t coming in on a permanent deal should we spend 65+ on Guehi. Non-story, really.

Watch nonce here. Tbf an RM is one of the best “investments” for the mega rich. If he sold that watch now it’d be worth close to or perhaps over 1 million. Even if you have the money, you can’t just buy these hyper watches at retail; you’re basically selected to own one, which is essentially a license to print money. Pharrell was chosen by RM to buy a watch for 400k and sold it on for over 5m a year later.

Winger, you say? Gotta hope clubs just inadvertently accept our first offer then. Clock’s ticking.

Gillespie is just there to fulfill a homegrown quota isn’t he?

Getting him on a loan now before his value potentially skyrockets after a season makes sense. None of our back-up keepers inspire confidence at all and Eddie has, quite rightly, identified that Oddy is essentially just a dude wearing goalkeeping gloves.

Almost at the bottom of the page. This is really dragging; honestly if this doesn’t get pulled over the line- rightly or wrongly- it’ll raise some concerns over the effectiveness of our recruitment team.

It’s looking like (and it’s been looking like this for a while) it’s Guehi and an unsuccessful loan bid/ project player and that’s our lot. Let’s just make sure the former is secured first and foremost otherwise you can’t argue with anyone saying it’s been a disaster of a window.

Standard holding the keeper back type stuff, easy yellow. Looks worse due to Neto selling it like a JBL clothesline.

Fuck everything.

God awful finishing. Come on lads.

We look better on the ball but wide open with these 2 full-backs.